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9:56

Ryan:

We're getting ready to go over here. Since you have a few minutes, check out this blog that Stef and I wrote about the Wives and reality TV!
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/ryan-haydon-and-stefani-piermattei/what-is-going-on-with-the_b_184236.html

Tuesday April 7, 2009 9:56 Ryan

9:59

[Comment From RobbinRobbin: ]

I am anxiously awaiting the show. I usually Tivo, then skip the commercials, but I am hoping for a smackdown of Kelly!

Tuesday April 7, 2009 9:59 Robbin

10:00

Ryan:

Based on last week, I feel like we'll need the commercial breaks to catch our breath. The shit, as it were, is bananas.

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:00 Ryan

10:01

Stef:

Yes, delicious bananas

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:01 Stef

10:01

Stef:

Wha? kellie's there?

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:01 Stef

10:01

Ryan:

Wait, what's Kelly doing there?

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:01 Ryan

10:01

Stef:

black and white means flashback

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:01 Stef

10:01

Stef:

:)

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:01 Stef

10:02

Ryan:

There's nothing better than a make-up volunteering.

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:02 Ryan

10:02

[Comment From kevinkevin: ]

that conniving bitch

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:02 kevin

10:02

Stef:

not a hand written note, a text

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:02 Stef

10:02

Stef:

"Kelly was a bitch, but then she won my forgiveness with money"

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:02 Stef

10:02

Ryan:

Some really nice text messages can smooth over anything

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:02 Ryan

10:02

[Comment From RobbinRobbin: ]

Throwing up right now...

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:02 Robbin

10:03

Ryan:

Agreed, Jill is such a sell-out.

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:03 Ryan

10:03

Stef:

ohhh Kelly's ex husband?

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:03 Stef

10:04

Stef:

Since Maaario and I had the fight at page Six...

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:04 Stef

10:04

[Comment From HeatherHeather: ]

Oh thank goodness I made it time for the kelly bashing

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:04 Heather

10:04

[Comment From kevinkevin: ]

25.ooo is priceless?

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:04 kevin

10:04

Stef:

if it's with Kelly's roity ex, it is

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:04 Stef

10:05

Ryan:

What's roity?

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:05 Ryan

10:05

Stef:

ummm, i'm gonna say old, gross, small, wiry

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:05 Stef

10:05

Ryan:

If Ramona had a little more wherewithall, she'd be yelling at everyone here - that docile woman...

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:05 Ryan

10:06

who has sadder hair?
Ramona

( 82% )

Jill

( 18% )

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:06

10:06

Ryan:

Kelly "I'll come watch, someone told me that I was a huge bitch and no one likes me anymore"

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:06 Ryan

10:06

[Comment From kevinkevin: ]

God I wish this tennis thread would go away!!

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:06 kevin

10:06

Stef:

Alex: I'm sorry, I just stepped off the 80's Carnival Cruise I got on sale

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:06 Stef

10:07

Ryan:

It might show that you respect her, but that doesn't mean you do

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:07 Ryan

10:07

[Comment From kevinkevin: ]

Um you said she'd crawl thru an aircondition duct to get into a party

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:07 kevin

10:07

Ryan:

To clarify, Kevin's comment was in reference to an earlier diss from Bethenny about Alex

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:07 Ryan

10:07

[Comment From HeatherHeather: ]

LMAO

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:07 Heather

10:07

Ryan:

Ex-Countess!

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:07 Ryan

10:08

Ryan:

The story broke today, LuAnn said that being dumped is "very difficult". In other news, water is wet

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:08 Ryan

10:08

Stef:

LuAnn will be terrified of Brooklyn

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:08 Stef

10:09

[Comment From kevinkevin: ]

this is cruel.

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:09 kevin

10:09

[Comment From HeatherHeather: ]

Luann: i like my title

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:09 Heather

10:09

Ryan:

LuAnn: I like not living in Brooklyn

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:09 Ryan

10:09

Stef:

um, hair and sneakers can go away young child

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:09 Stef

10:09

Ryan:

LuAnn: I like being rich

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:09 Ryan

10:09

Ryan:

LuAnn : I like being an ex-countess

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:09 Ryan

10:10

Stef:

How would they know she's a Countess? And what's a canal?

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:10 Stef

10:10

[Comment From kevinkevin: ]

Whats this ho talkin about

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:10 kevin

10:10

Stef:

LuAnn: I'm a minority just like you.

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:10 Stef

10:11

Ryan:

LuAnn: I like calling ugly girls cute

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:11 Ryan

10:11

[Comment From RobbinRobbin: ]

Newsflash: She' s a Countess.

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:11 Robbin

10:11

[Comment From HeatherHeather: ]

losing weight is easy.....nice

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:11 Heather

10:11

Stef:

why would they like basketball LuAnn?

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:11 Stef

10:11

[Comment From RobbinRobbin: ]

Oh no she din't - told the girl she is fat.

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:11 Robbin

10:11

[Comment From HeatherHeather: ]

the girls want to put cement boots on you and throw you in a river

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:11 Heather

10:12

Ryan:

By the way, don't think for a second that we missed that Alex offered to draw Bethenny

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:12 Ryan

10:12

[Comment From kevinkevin: ]

Took time out of her day to shoot with us po folks. She so nice.

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:12 kevin

10:12

[Comment From RobbinRobbin: ]

My kids would never go to the Boys & Girls Club if subjected to the Countess

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:12 Robbin

10:13

[Comment From RobbinRobbin: ]

Commercials are hard for me. Know a good therapist?

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:13 Robbin

10:13

Stef:

What does everyone think of Kelly at this point?

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:13 Stef

10:14

Ryan:

No, but you could take a look at this:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/alex-leo/the-real-housewives-of-ne_b_182550.html

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:14 Ryan

10:14

Ryan:

Or scroll up for a link to a post Stef and I wrote earlier

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:14 Ryan

10:15

[Comment From RobbinRobbin: ]

I still hate Kelly, want her off the show. Hope that she gets her "deviated septum" repaired, pray for her children, hope she finds true purpose - Oh, and never wears those pink boots and green dress together again!

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:15 Robbin

10:15

[Comment From kevinkevin: ]

Kelly is by far the worst. She shouldnt even be on this.

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:15 kevin

10:15

Stef:

Nice advertising for Infinity movers

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:15 Stef

10:16

[Comment From HeatherHeather: ]

OMG that place looks horrible

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:16 Heather

10:16

Stef:

That's the perfect mob wive's apartment

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:16 Stef

10:16

[Comment From HeatherHeather: ]

all she needs is a couple of "girls" and some clients

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:16 Heather

10:16

Ryan:

Brothel humor!

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:16 Ryan

10:17

[Comment From kevinkevin: ]

it looks like a hotel lobby

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:17 kevin

10:17

Stef:

Perfect for dogs!

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:17 Stef

10:17

[Comment From dersanktdersankt: ]

brad did good

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:17 dersankt

10:17

Who is the most irreplaceable H-Wive?
Alex

( 6% )

LuAnn

( 6% )

Jill

( 69% )

Ramona

( 6% )

Bethenny

( 13% )

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:17

10:18

Stef:

Bethenny's assistant is probably making $9.50 an hour

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:18 Stef

10:19

Ryan:

My argument for LuAnn - I've never EVER met anyone who was so obsessed with being a Countess, and frankly, no one else has such a wrapped perception of themselves.

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:19 Ryan

10:19

[Comment From kevinkevin: ]

here we go w/ the retouching neurosis again

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:19 kevin

10:19

Stef:

Yes, good point about LuAnn

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:19 Stef

10:19

Stef:

36 members is not a big deal, I mean, I think this blog has more followers

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:19 Stef

10:19

Ryan:

Her constant lecturing about manners when she is ridiculously rude... I mean, it captivates me

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:19 Ryan

10:20

Ryan:

Didn't Bethenny just ask Alex for a favor? That's not that cool

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:20 Ryan

10:20

[Comment From HeatherHeather: ]

LuAnn is a tool

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:20 Heather

10:20

Ryan:

Exactly - and I miss her when she's away

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:20 Ryan

10:20

Stef:

Bethenny's about to be brought iinto "The Family"

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:20 Stef

10:21

Ryan:

Brad marked his territory? I guess he did shit all over the place

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:21 Ryan

10:22

Ryan:

This tennis match is the new Hamptons - I don't CARE!

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:22 Ryan

10:22

[Comment From kevinkevin: ]

He's lying.

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:22 kevin

10:22

Stef:

Justin's maybe the worst liar

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:22 Stef

10:22

Stef:

and this show is FULL of liars

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:22 Stef

10:22

Ryan:

No doubt - he's probably doing that thing where you cover the phone's mic and giggle

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:22 Ryan

10:23

Ryan:

Oh man, Maximilliouses is back!

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:23 Ryan

10:23

[Comment From kevinkevin: ]

Kelly is really just a hooker.

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:23 kevin

10:23

[Comment From SuzeSuze: ]

What kind of fest? I need kelly subtitles.

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:23 Suze

10:23

Stef:

I think Maxi is really a serial killer

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:23 Stef

10:24

Stef:

the cute ones who you can't understand always are

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:24 Stef

10:24

Ryan:

Maxi's not that fella she beat up, is he?

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:24 Ryan

10:24

Stef:

I doubt it

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:24 Stef

10:24

[Comment From HeatherHeather: ]

I'm surrounded by kelly haters and I keep coming back...sigh

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:24 Heather

10:24

Ryan:

Heather, did you miss last week? She's a nutcase!

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:24 Ryan

10:24

Stef:

I don't hate her

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:24 Stef

10:24

[Comment From kevinkevin: ]

Well then dont piss him off, we need him now more than ever

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:24 kevin

10:24

Stef:

there, I said it

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:24 Stef

10:25

[Comment From HeatherHeather: ]

ok well that make two of us

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:25 Heather

10:25

Stef:

I mean, she's nuts and no longer my fav, but's she's got a nice body

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:25 Stef

10:25

Ryan:

Hate's a strong word, all I know is that I haven't seen crazy like last week since Joaquin on Letterman

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:25 Ryan

10:25

[Comment From HeatherHeather: ]

I wasn't able to find you guys last week it was strange

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:25 Heather

10:26

Ryan:

That's right, we had some issues - but no MORE!

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:26 Ryan

10:26

[Comment From kevinkevin: ]

Can we please have more countess and less tennis

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:26 kevin

10:26

Who's shorts will be shortest at this stupid tennis match?
Jill

( 8% )

Ramona

( 31% )

Simon

( 46% )

Maaario

( 15% )

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:26

10:26

Ryan:

Agreed. The Ex-Countess is the gift that keeps giving!

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:26 Ryan

10:26

[Comment From sandysandy: ]

did luann really tell the girl that wants to be a model she has plenty of time to lose weight?

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:26 sandy

10:27

Stef:

Indeed, then she insinutated they were all black

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:27 Stef

10:27

Ryan:

Did Simon have Bethenny's phone listed as Jill? OH! Beth is calling from Jill's phone

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:27 Ryan

10:27

[Comment From kevinkevin: ]

this is true evil in the making.

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:27 kevin

10:28

Stef:

Simon's probably wrapped in a big towel sipping camomile

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:28 Stef

10:28

Ryan:

I feel funny - I'm starting to like the McCords.

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:28 Ryan

10:28

[Comment From HeatherHeather: ]

i feel the heeeaaat

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:28 Heather

10:28

[Comment From SuzeSuze: ]

Perspiring

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:28 Suze

10:28

[Comment From sandysandy: ]

Mother of God ..luann means well but she's totally clueless sometmes. Those kids will need therapy after her little visit

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:28 sandy

10:28

[Comment From kevinkevin: ]

the strip club where she works

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:28 kevin

10:29

Stef:

I wonder if Max finished third grade

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:29 Stef

10:29

[Comment From HenryHenry: ]

Is this the guy whose ass she kicked?!?!

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:29 Henry

10:29

Ryan:

I think no

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:29 Ryan

10:29

Ryan:

They're totally flirting their flirts off!

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:29 Ryan

10:29

Stef:

Kelly's teeth might get stuck above her lip

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:29 Stef

10:30

[Comment From HenryHenry: ]

He doesn't look like he could take a punch.

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:30 Henry

10:30

Ryan:

Christ, just get married already!

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:30 Ryan

10:30

Stef:

What if Kelly and Max procreated?

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:30 Stef

10:30

[Comment From sandysandy: ]

I feel the same Ryan...I kinda like simon & alex. I was really kinda turned on(just a little) when simon lost his temper with ramona & mario

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:30 sandy

10:30

Ryan:

That's gross, and you need some help

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:30 Ryan

10:30

Ryan:

SHORT CHECK!

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:30 Ryan

10:31

Stef:

I gotta say, I was hoping Simon's shorts would be up his butt

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:31 Stef

10:31

[Comment From kevinkevin: ]

A t-shirt from a street fair

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:31 kevin

10:31

Ryan:

It's one of those three-packs from Walgreen's

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:31 Ryan

10:31

Ryan:

Simon's shorts are of suprisingly appropriate length

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:31 Ryan

10:32

Stef:

what if they start petting and ripping at eachother's clothes?

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:32 Stef

10:32

Ryan:

"Is he better than me? I don't know" Aren't they playing a game? With a winner and loser? What the F?

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:32 Ryan

10:33

Ryan:

Wow, Jill's not usually in the habit of making people mad on purpose

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:33 Ryan

10:33

Stef:

Everyone uses Alex and Simon

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:33 Stef

10:33

[Comment From kevinkevin: ]

He has the flu?

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:33 kevin

10:33

Ryan:

he IS the flu - not really, I'm warming

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:33 Ryan

10:34

Stef:

Alex, seriously, get out of the buffet line on the Carnival cruise and go change your clothes!

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:34 Stef

10:34

[Comment From HenryHenry: ]

beth has jaws like a pitbull.

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:34 Henry

10:34

[Comment From HeatherHeather: ]

seriously, all these people need help...lot's of it good thing they're rich

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:34 Heather

10:34

Ryan:

This is so awkward!

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:34 Ryan

10:34

Stef:

things are getting steamy

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:34 Stef

10:35

Ryan:

Yeah, these TWO should start petting and such

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:35 Ryan

10:35

Stef:

please hug

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:35 Stef

10:35

Stef:

please

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:35 Stef

10:35

Ryan:

damn - no hug

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:35 Ryan

10:35

[Comment From nenanena: ]

what no fake double kiss goodbye?

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:35 nena

10:36

[Comment From kevinkevin: ]

Alex and Simon really are the doormats of this show. Im starting to warm. Stop me, please

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:36 kevin

10:36

Ryan:

I can't - we're all on this boat together!

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:36 Ryan

10:38

[Comment From HeatherHeather: ]

how many more eps? does anyone know?

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:38 Heather

10:38

[Comment From SandiSandi: ]

probably runs until they drag out the new jersey women

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:38 Sandi

10:39

Ryan:

I think it's usually 13 and this is... seven?

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:39 Ryan

10:39

[Comment From kevinkevin: ]

gawker.com is going to be ruthless tomorrow w/ this episode.

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:39 kevin

10:39

[Comment From sandysandy: ]

i think alex losing her job had something to do with my feelings changing towards them. I feel bad for her, it must be tough

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:39 sandy

10:40

Ryan:

See, they've become incredibly sane - relatively speaking

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:40 Ryan

10:40

[Comment From kevinkevin: ]

Bethenny should def do standup

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:40 kevin

10:40

[Comment From GuestGuest: ]

DId I miss a Jill and Beth' confab re: Kelamity? Since they're best friends....

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:40 Guest

10:40

Stef:

they seem sane because they fit in the least

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:40 Stef

10:41

[Comment From kevinkevin: ]

what was that? One minute, then more commercials

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:41 kevin

10:41

Ryan:

Bravo started doing that with Top Chef too-- those greedy ad-revenue seeking bastards!

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:41 Ryan

10:41

[Comment From GuestGuest: ]

Hi! Jull Zarin here! Check out my opinions at jillzarin.com! I love this!

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:41 Guest

10:41

Ryan:

Uh oh, "The Soloist" trailer - Stef needs some tissue

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:41 Ryan

10:41

Stef:

can I watch this damn trailer once without sobbing?

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:41 Stef

10:42

Stef:

uh oh, pumping iron

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:42 Stef

10:43

Stef:

vag dress alert!

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:43 Stef

10:43

Ryan:

Surprise winner of the shortest lower clothing - Kelly!

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:43 Ryan

10:43

[Comment From nenanena: ]

I started to like Simon more when he called Ramona a hypocrit last week.

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:43 nena

10:43

[Comment From SuziSuzi: ]

Glad to see you're also here, Jill. Enjoying your blog and HP of course. LOL.

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:43 Suzi

10:43

Stef:

Okay, Maaaario is asking to be stuffed in Bobby's trunk, big time!

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:43 Stef

10:44

Ryan:

Wait, who's Jull Zarin?

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:44 Ryan

10:44

[Comment From GuestGuest: ]

when did ramona become "classe"??

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:44 Guest

10:44

[Comment From kevinkevin: ]

Does anyone have a spare cauldron?

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:44 kevin

10:44

[Comment From SuzeSuze: ]

Jill Zarin is live bloggin on her website.

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:44 Suze

10:44

Ryan:

Yeah, but does Jull know about this?

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:44 Ryan

10:44

Stef:

I would loooooove to meet Jill

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:44 Stef

10:45

Ryan:

Stef can't stop cringing at Alex's outfits

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:45 Ryan

10:45

[Comment From kevinkevin: ]

Poor Simon.....walking into this snakepit

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:45 kevin

10:45

Ryan:

But the best part is that he knows it

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:45 Ryan

10:45

Ryan:

and he's doing it anyway - like Eeyore

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:45 Ryan

10:45

Stef:

The audience looks like the jury pool

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:45 Stef

10:45

[Comment From JIll ZarinJIll Zarin: ]

I spelled my own name wrong!

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:45 JIll Zarin

10:45

[Comment From HenryHenry: ]

It would be great if jill/simon were able to beat them.

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:45 Henry

10:46

Ryan:

Yeah, it's hard not to root for Jill and Simon here

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:46 Ryan

10:47

[Comment From HeatherHeather: ]

gotta love the streching

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:47 Heather

10:47

[Comment From JIll ZarinJIll Zarin: ]

Why is Mario such a BULLY..it brings back 2nd grade playground from my past

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:47 JIll Zarin

10:47

Ryan:

Yeah, I kind of want Mario and Kelly to make out - and spawn the Anti-Christ

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:47 Ryan

10:47

[Comment From HeatherHeather: ]

Mario is an assssssss

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:47 Heather

10:48

Stef:

Simon's hiding

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:48 Stef

10:48

[Comment From SandiSandi: ]

He's darting

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:48 Sandi

10:48

[Comment From kevinkevin: ]

in the closet

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:48 kevin

10:49

Ryan:

Love the bad-ass entrance music - eat THAT Rick Vaughn!

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:49 Ryan

10:49

Stef:

This game is like 10 hours long

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:49 Stef

10:49

[Comment From SuzeSuze: ]

The look on her face.

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:49 Suze

10:49

Ryan:

Simon stole her racket!

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:49 Ryan

10:49

[Comment From kevinkevin: ]

her oys popped out. Oh wait....

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:49 kevin

10:49

[Comment From HeatherHeather: ]

serves Romona right for taking a friendly game so freaking seriously

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:49 Heather

10:49

[Comment From nenanena: ]

love the Major League reference

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:49 nena

10:49

[Comment From NoreenNoreen: ]

That's awesome, she's not gonna show a reaction. I'm just surprised her face can react after all the crap she does to it.

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:49 Noreen

10:50

Ryan:

You guys are ON POINT tonight

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:50 Ryan

10:50

Stef:

yeah, where is the banana?

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:50 Stef

10:50

[Comment From CandyCandy: ]

I luv it.

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:50 Candy

10:50

[Comment From SandiSandi: ]

who stole ramona's banana?

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:50 Sandi

10:50

Ryan:

The banana and racket jumped over the moon and the dish ran away...

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:50 Ryan

10:51

[Comment From nenanena: ]

Jill had a boob reduction today according to her blog

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:51 nena

10:51

Stef:

I can't wait till I have a nanny I can borrow stuff from

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:51 Stef

10:51

Ryan:

Get better soon, Jill!

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:51 Ryan

10:51

[Comment From kevinkevin: ]

we know where this is goin...

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:51 kevin

10:52

[Comment From CandyCandy: ]

Mario takes himself a little to seriously

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:52 Candy

10:52

Stef:

why did Simon agree to do this?

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:52 Stef

10:52

Ryan:

Oh Simon - he's such a... Simon

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:52 Ryan

10:53

Ryan:

Jill's idea of fun is MY idea of fun

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:53 Ryan

10:53

[Comment From NoreenNoreen: ]

Oh, does Alex sound like his mom? he would have been so much better if he warmed up.

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:53 Noreen

10:53

[Comment From gigiparkgigipark: ]

Jill is liveblogging on JillZarin.com, someone told her she was winning the poll here and she jumped right in. She is so cool! lol

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:53 gigipark

10:54

[Comment From HeatherHeather: ]

this is too funny

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:54 Heather

10:54

who is Maaaario going to murder with his tennis racket?
Jill

( 11% )

Ramona

( 11% )

Simon

( 0% )

Brad

( 11% )

Himself

( 67% )

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:54

10:55

Ryan:

I can't imagine ever being this upset about a GAME OF TENNIS

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:55 Ryan

10:55

[Comment From kevinkevin: ]

Theyre going to win. Is Jill really on this blog????

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:55 kevin

10:55

Ryan:

She's been popping in - completely because she won the most irreplaceable poll!

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:55 Ryan

10:55

[Comment From gigiparkgigipark: ]

Yes, Jill really was here

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:55 gigipark

10:56

[Comment From CandyCandy: ]

Go Simon ,Go Simon,Go !!!

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:56 Candy

10:56

[Comment From gigiparkgigipark: ]

And she spelled her name wrong lol - but it was her

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:56 gigipark

10:57

Stef:

yeah, rona, come on

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:57 Stef

10:57

Ryan:

Rona sounds like a dog's name

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:57 Ryan

10:57

Ryan:

ComeBACK!

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:57 Ryan

10:59

Stef:

everyone is always disrespecting Ramona

Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:59 Stef

11:00

[Comment From HeatherHeather: ]

"We were insulted"...they seem like a lot of fun

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:00 Heather

11:00

Stef:

Okay, no one move

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:00 Stef

11:00

[Comment From CandyCandy: ]

Leave it to Ramona ... blame Simon on her lack of interest.

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:00 Candy

11:00

[Comment From HeatherHeather: ]

ok then....lovely as always

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:00 Heather

11:00

Ryan:

We're staying on for the bonus preview!

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:00 Ryan

11:00

Stef:

I totally recognize two of these Jersey housewives from Platinum Weddings!

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:00 Stef

11:01

[Comment From HenryHenry: ]

cool

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:01 Henry

11:01

[Comment From kevinkevin: ]

no

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:01 kevin

11:01

Ryan:

yes

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:01 Ryan

11:01

Ryan:

I think she gets that body from a spray bottle

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:01 Ryan

11:01

[Comment From gigiparkgigipark: ]

Real Housewives of NJ? I'm cringing already, but I'll probably love the show lol. I loved Atlanta!

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:01 gigipark

11:01

[Comment From HenryHenry: ]

That tan doesn't look healthy.

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:01 Henry

11:01

[Comment From kevinkevin: ]

This is a parody, right?

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:01 kevin

11:02

Stef:

Joe is yummy

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:02 Stef

11:02

Ryan:

No, but from what I understand the entire state of New Jersey is

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:02 Ryan

11:02

[Comment From nenanena: ]

omg they're in matching zebra

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:02 nena

11:02

[Comment From SuzeSuze: ]

She has a disturbingly low forehead.

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:02 Suze

11:02

[Comment From HeatherHeather: ]

LMAO could be

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:02 Heather

11:02

[Comment From CandyCandy: ]

Please get her some boobies!!!

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:02 Candy

11:03

Stef:

please take these kids away

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:03 Stef

11:03

[Comment From kevinkevin: ]

He ACTUALLY said fuggetabutit?????

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:03 kevin

11:03

[Comment From NoreenNoreen: ]

Awesome! Is it wrong to wonder if "entrepreneur" is code for something else?

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:03 Noreen

11:03

Stef:

these H-Wives are all Italian American

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:03 Stef

11:03

Stef:

I'm proud to say

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:03 Stef

11:04

[Comment From HenryHenry: ]

Makes you miss alex and simon's kids.

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:04 Henry

11:04

[Comment From SandiSandi: ]

i hope she's going to zarin fabrics

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:04 Sandi

11:04

[Comment From kevinkevin: ]

Next seasons Kelly.

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:04 kevin

11:05

[Comment From CandyCandy: ]

Why are these women so orange?

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:05 Candy

11:05

Stef:

you mean amazing?

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:05 Stef

11:06

Ryan:

I think there's chemical factories in New Jersey? I know there's factories for sure

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:06 Ryan

11:06

Ryan:

That cat makes me wanna hurl

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:06 Ryan

11:06

[Comment From kevinkevin: ]

Those lips dont happen on thier own either

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:06 kevin

11:07

Ryan:

uh, hugs don't pay the bills

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:07 Ryan

11:07

Stef:

I kind of fell in love with Dina on Platinum Weddings

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:07 Stef

11:07

Stef:

and I think she's going to be my favorite

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:07 Stef

11:07

Ryan:

If your husband works 24/7 he'll die - he needs some time for sleeping!

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:07 Ryan

11:07

[Comment From NoreenNoreen: ]

the furniture in these homes hurts my eyes. she was an interior decorator?

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:07 Noreen

11:07

[Comment From HenryHenry: ]

Watch out, assistant guy.

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:07 Henry

11:08

[Comment From HeatherHeather: ]

I think I would rather put needles in my eye then watch anymore of this..kiss...night guys

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:08 Heather

11:08

Stef:

goodnight!

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:08 Stef

11:08

Ryan:

Sorry to see you go, Heather - Stef can't stop raving about this preview

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:08 Ryan

11:08

[Comment From kevinkevin: ]

A 'family' run business

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:08 kevin

11:08

Ryan:

The mafia jokes here are just too easy

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:08 Ryan

11:09

Stef:

I want to hang out with them

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:09 Stef

11:10

Stef:

yeah, no books!

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:10 Stef

11:10

[Comment From SandiSandi: ]

Where in jersey are they?

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:10 Sandi

11:10

[Comment From HenryHenry: ]

I bet there'll be alot of "food" scenes.

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:10 Henry

11:10

Stef:

yes!

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:10 Stef

11:10

[Comment From kevinkevin: ]

This is a scripted parody. Im sure of it. its cant be real.

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:10 kevin

11:10

Ryan:

Kevin - this is New Jersey

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:10 Ryan

11:11

Ryan:

and it's real

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:11 Ryan

11:11

Ryan:

How does one "need" a necklace?

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:11 Ryan

11:12

[Comment From CandyCandy: ]

Who's his mistress?

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:12 Candy

11:12

Stef:

Kim from Atlanta

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:12 Stef

11:12

[Comment From HenryHenry: ]

they cover the folds in one's neck.

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:12 Henry

11:13

Stef:

Did you guys know blood is thicker than water?

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:13 Stef

11:13

Ryan:

Alright, long night, thanks to Jill for stopping by - Jill, you're welcome all the time - and we'll see you next week! Check out this post - where we take more than 10 seconds to come up with our thoughts and reactions : http://www.huffingtonpost.com/ryan-haydon-and-stefani-piermattei/what-is-going-on-with-the_b_184236.html

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:13 Ryan

11:13

[Comment From SandiSandi: ]

Not new jersey water

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:13 Sandi

11:14

Ryan:

But New Jersey blood is

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:14 Ryan

11:14

Ryan:

Oh - forgive me - I thought the preview was over

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:14 Ryan

11:14

Ryan:

we're sticking around

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:14 Ryan

11:14

Stef:

Italian blood is thickest, actually

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:14 Stef

11:15

Ryan:

In order of thickness - Italian blood, New Jersey blood, Southside Chicago blood, New Jersey water, regular blood, water

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:15 Ryan

11:15

[Comment From SandiSandi: ]

you can stand a spoon in it

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:15 Sandi

11:15

Ryan:

you can break a spoon with New Jersey blood

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:15 Ryan

11:16

[Comment From gigiparkgigipark: ]

Simon gets "livid" next week - yippee!

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:16 gigipark

11:16

Ryan:

I can't stop shaking with excitment

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:16 Ryan

11:17

Ryan:

HA! Vegas looks down on Jersey - all of this is so beyond belief

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:17 Ryan

11:17

Ryan:

What is with these adults saying "boobies"?

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:17 Ryan

11:17

[Comment From SandiSandi: ]

Crosses are big in new jersey

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:17 Sandi

11:17

[Comment From gigiparkgigipark: ]

Simon always makes me shake - but it's not excitement

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:17 gigipark

11:17

Ryan:

That sounds ... dirty?

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:17 Ryan

11:17

[Comment From SandiSandi: ]

is everyone on this show related?

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:17 Sandi

11:18

Stef:

Two are sisters and one is their sister-in -law

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:18 Stef

11:18

Stef:

it's gonna be awesome

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:18 Stef

11:18

Ryan:

Yes! How many times do I have to say it: It's NEW JERSEY!

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:18 Ryan

11:18

Stef:

Uh, love the Italian verbage on the banner in the kitchen

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:18 Stef

11:19

[Comment From gigiparkgigipark: ]

Did I just see go go boots? Oh my!

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:19 gigipark

11:19

Stef:

Where are all their pants?

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:19 Stef

11:20

Ryan:

Too much? What do you mean?

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:20 Ryan

11:20

[Comment From gigiparkgigipark: ]

19 times! Holy Matrimony!

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:20 gigipark

11:20

[Comment From NoreenNoreen: ]

these girls really are like cartoons.

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:20 Noreen

11:20

[Comment From SandiSandi: ]

This one must be related to Luann

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:20 Sandi

11:21

Ryan:

Oh man, I'm exhaused. This one might be the greatest Wife since Nene

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:21 Ryan

11:21

[Comment From SandiSandi: ]

I think her bellybutton is coming unraveled

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:21 Sandi

11:21

[Comment From CandyCandy: ]

Another orange one....maybe it's me?

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:21 Candy

11:21

[Comment From GiaGia: ]

omg her body is nasty

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:21 Gia

11:21

Stef:

GET A JOB

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:21 Stef

11:21

Ryan:

Nasty delicious

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:21 Ryan

11:22

Stef:

I bet she hits

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:22 Stef

11:22

Stef:

and scratches

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:22 Stef

11:22

[Comment From GiaGia: ]

she's like that wife from atl who wanted a huge settlement from her ex

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:22 Gia

11:22

[Comment From gigiparkgigipark: ]

Oh come now - she has a great body. But I smell drama potential here.

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:22 gigipark

11:22

[Comment From gigiparkgigipark: ]

SAVE YOURSELF!

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:22 gigipark

11:23

Ryan:

That's funny , my name on-line is SuperGucciModel

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:23 Ryan

11:23

[Comment From HenryHenry: ]

gucci model, RUN!!!

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:23 Henry

11:23

Stef:

I want a built in make-up counter in the house I'm about to lose!

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:23 Stef

11:23

[Comment From GiaGia: ]

how is phone sex woman and the other brunettes related

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:23 Gia

11:23

[Comment From nenanena: ]

she had phone sex before the date?

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:23 nena

11:23

Ryan:

phone sex is a great ice-breaker

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:23 Ryan

11:23

[Comment From GiaGia: ]

no way - her body is so nasty .. did you see her stomach?!?!

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:23 Gia

11:23

[Comment From CandyCandy: ]

Phone sex was like wow????

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:23 Candy

11:24

Ryan:

I think that just means she accidentally turned her vibe up to high

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:24 Ryan

11:24

Stef:

I don't care about the body if the face isn't working

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:24 Stef

11:24

[Comment From GiaGia: ]

did you guys watch real housewives of ny tonight - i missed the end. who won the tennis match?

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:24 Gia

11:24

Ryan:

Simon is the worst tennis player ever... with the biggest heart

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:24 Ryan

11:24

[Comment From HenryHenry: ]

Why would he buy the cow if he gets the pretend milk for free?

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:24 Henry

11:24

[Comment From nenanena: ]

the face is pulled tight. one more surgery and she's catwoman

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:24 nena

11:24

[Comment From gigiparkgigipark: ]

Oh I think that face has been working - didn't she say she was engaged 19 times?

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:24 gigipark

11:24

Ryan:

I think the face has been engaged to a scapel 19 times

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:24 Ryan

11:24

[Comment From TinaTina: ]

Stef...totally agree...I kept saying...how about a little less princess and a little more learning to earn your own money?

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:24 Tina

11:25

[Comment From SandiSandi: ]

maybe she can room with gretchen from oc

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:25 Sandi

11:26

Stef:

I mean, I don't know, if I had kids, a mansion and an ex husband who wouldn't pay me, I might get a job of my own...

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:26 Stef

11:26

Ryan:

I mean, when they do the Real Housewives: Ultimate Showdown - I just peed thinking about it

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:26 Ryan

11:26

[Comment From CandyCandy: ]

It looks like the real sugar Daddy' are in Jersey!!!

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:26 Candy

11:27

[Comment From SandiSandi: ]

i've thought they should do a real housewives wife swap

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:27 Sandi

11:27

Stef:

Wife Swap! You're speaking my language!

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:27 Stef

11:27

[Comment From gigiparkgigipark: ]

I hated that "I need someone to come in and save me and my girls" line. GRRRR.

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:27 gigipark

11:27

[Comment From GiaGia: ]

aw i like gretchen

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:27 Gia

11:27

Ryan:

Me too.

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:27 Ryan

11:27

[Comment From nenanena: ]

checking out the bios on the bravo site: Danielle's claim to fame is that she was the 14th person to get a Black AMEX

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:27 nena

11:27

[Comment From TinaTina: ]

that's an excellent idea, Ryan! I've only watched the NYC housewives so far, but the NJ ones are sort of interesting. It feels sort of like Soprano Lite, except when they place a hit it's on a credit card

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:27 Tina

11:28

Stef:

awesome Tina!

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:28 Stef

11:28

Ryan:

That's a good way to put it

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:28 Ryan

11:28

[Comment From NoreenNoreen: ]

oh no! not more tennis!

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:28 Noreen

11:28

Ryan:

yeah, I think it should totally be a wifeswap

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:28 Ryan

11:29

Stef:

silver elephant shirt!!!!!!

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:29 Stef

11:29

Stef:

yes!

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:29 Stef

11:29

Stef:

sensory overload!

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:29 Stef

11:29

Ryan:

This is officially the Real Housewives season that will most likely end up with a murder

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:29 Ryan

11:29

[Comment From SandiSandi: ]

i'll pitch it to bravo

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:29 Sandi

11:29

[Comment From GiaGia: ]

this show looks like it might be good!

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:29 Gia

11:29

Ryan:

Columbian cartel!

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:29 Ryan

11:29

[Comment From GiaGia: ]

i like how they say bubbies

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:29 Gia

11:29

Ryan:

This is like a movie!

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:29 Ryan

11:29

Ryan:

Did Michael Bay direct this?

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:29 Ryan

11:29

[Comment From SandiSandi: ]

i love the music

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:29 Sandi

11:30

[Comment From GiaGia: ]

they are so drama - love it

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:30 Gia

11:30

Stef:

oh man! I'm sweating!

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:30 Stef

11:30

Stef:

NY looks tame!

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:30 Stef

11:30

[Comment From nenanena: ]

I live in Jersey. I have to move now.

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:30 nena

11:30

Ryan:

Get out now!

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:30 Ryan

11:30

Stef:

I need to laugh myself to sleep

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:30 Stef

11:30

[Comment From gigiparkgigipark: ]

I'd rather see Real Housewives meets MTV's the Duel - let's throw 'em into the pti together and let 'em fight it out. Alex vs. Kelly, Gretchen vs. what's her face. That would be good tv!

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:30 gigipark

11:30

[Comment From CandyCandy: ]

I will watch again.

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:30 Candy

11:30

Ryan:

Alright, long night, thanks to Jill for stopping by - Jill, you're welcome all the time - and we'll see you next week! Check out this post - where we take more than 10 seconds to come up with our thoughts and reactions : http://www.huffingtonpost.com/ryan-haydon-and-stefani-piermattei/what-is-going-on-with-the_b_184236.html

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:30 Ryan

11:30

Stef:

Thanks so much for joining us!

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:30 Stef

11:31

Stef:

goodnight :)

Tuesday April 7, 2009 11:31 Stef

11:31