SbB Liveblog: Detroit at Philadelphia - Game 4

(04/27/2008)

6:51

goathair:

Hello, ladies and germs. I'll be guiding us all through this possibly momumentous game 4 between the Pistons and 76ers. As you probably know (and if you don't, check out that post below) the Sixers surprised everyone by winning game 1 in Detroit. We all thought that was a fluke. However, Philadelphia didn't think so and they went on to whomp the Pistons by 20 in game 3. Tonight, the series returns to Philly for game 4.

Sunday April 27, 2008 6:51 goathair

6:52	Who wins? Detroit Pistons ( 25% ) Philadelphia 76ers ( 75% ) Sunday April 27, 2008 6:52

6:55

goathair:

Detroit star Rasheed Wallace went to high school in Philadelphia and strongly identifies with the city. It was surprising to see him throw up such a stinker in game 3. Look for him to have a fantastic game today. If he doesn't, this could end badly for Detroit.

Sunday April 27, 2008 6:55 goathair

6:56

goathair:

The game tonight is on TNT, so we'll have the comedic stylings of Barkley, Jet, and EJ. Always a good thing. Tip in in 3ish minutes.

Sunday April 27, 2008 6:56 goathair

6:58

[Comment From RaskolnikovRaskolnikov: ]

Jet should've jumped over a toy car

Sunday April 27, 2008 6:58 Raskolnikov

6:58

goathair:

Jet's pants are too big to be able to jump.

Sunday April 27, 2008 6:58 goathair

7:01

goathair:

76ers advantages according to Andre Iguadala: athleticism, youth, long arms

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:01 goathair

7:01

Raskolnikov:

Jay Bilas contributed to this analysis.

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:01 Raskolnikov

7:01

goathair:

He's a lawyer.

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:01 goathair

7:01

Raskolnikov:

and a lover of long people

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:01 Raskolnikov

7:04

goathair:

Jay Bilas loves everything that sucks.

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:04 goathair

7:04

Raskolnikov:

How many people have the Marines recruited via basketball and hockey commercials?

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:04 Raskolnikov

7:04

goathair:

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:04 goathair

7:05

Raskolnikov:

Kenny Smith?

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:05 Raskolnikov

7:05

goathair:

SHEED

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:05 goathair

7:06

goathair:

Pistons start the same guys they start every year.

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:06 goathair

7:06

goathair:

76ers start some other guys.

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:06 goathair

7:06

goathair:

I may have missed that.

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:06 goathair

7:09

Raskolnikov:

I was kidding.

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:09 Raskolnikov

7:09

Raskolnikov:

That's Kenny Smith's hair from the prom night pic

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:09 Raskolnikov

7:09

goathair:

Pistons: Sheed, Prince, Chauncey, Rip, and Jason Maxiell
76ers: Andre Miller, Iguodala, Sam Dalembert, Thaddeus Young, and Green

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:09 goathair

7:09

goathair:

Dalembert has Chris Partlow from the Wire's hair.

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:09 goathair

7:10

goathair:

I also had no idea he could make freethrows.

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:10 goathair

7:10

goathair:

SAM DALEMBERT BLOCKSHOT

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:10 goathair

7:10

lalojo:

or that he's extremely intimidating

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:10 lalojo

7:10

Raskolnikov:

70%

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:10 Raskolnikov

7:11

Raskolnikov:

free throw percentage for Dalembert

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:11 Raskolnikov

7:11

goathair:

I thought you meant he was 70% intimidating.

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:11 goathair

7:11

goathair:

PHI 4 DET 2 1000 left in the 1st

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:11 goathair

7:11

lalojo:

no, he's 100% intimidating

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:11 lalojo

7:12

Raskolnikov:

Quit stealing my info!

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:12 Raskolnikov

7:12

goathair:

Apparently Dalembert is a video game character today.

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:12 goathair

7:13

Raskolnikov:

that's not Ben Gordon you're facing Billups

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:13 Raskolnikov

7:14

goathair:

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:14 goathair

7:14

goathair:

EXTREME IGGY DUNK

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:14 goathair

7:14

[Comment From johnnyjohnny: ]

why are we blogging on the game

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:14 johnny

7:15

lalojo:

strong and powerful indeed

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:15 lalojo

7:15

goathair:

It's kind of our thing, johnny.

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:15 goathair

7:15

goathair:

We're glad to have you hear.

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:15 goathair

7:15

lalojo:

seriously why do players in the nba goal tend

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:15 lalojo

7:15

lalojo:

it's dumb, they get called for it ALL the time

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:15 lalojo

7:15

goathair:

I can't wait to see that Iggy dunk on Youtube.

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:15 goathair

7:15

Raskolnikov:

Dalembert's last shot was Randolphesque

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:15 Raskolnikov

7:16

goathair:

Is Andre Miller a Mormon?

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:16 goathair

7:16

Raskolnikov:

he's from LA

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:16 Raskolnikov

7:16

Raskolnikov:

he's a Scientologist

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:16 Raskolnikov

7:16

goathair:

Is that a yes?

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:16 goathair

7:16

[Comment From johnnyjohnny: ]

who's winning my cable is out

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:16 johnny

7:17

goathair:

PHI 10 DET 6 630 left in the first

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:17 goathair

7:17

goathair:

You would think Scientology could do something about Andre Miller's hair.

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:17 goathair

7:17

Raskolnikov:

when he gets beyond Level V

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:17 Raskolnikov

7:17

goathair:

This is my first whole Sixers game, so I had no idea their whole offense was trying to dunk on people.

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:17 goathair

7:18

Raskolnikov:

why the long face Chauncey?

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:18 Raskolnikov

7:18

goathair:

Detroit looks really out of it, so far.

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:18 goathair

7:19

goathair:

At least all 5 Pistons starters have facial hair.

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:19 goathair

7:19

goathair:

Though Tayshaun's is pretty sketchy.

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:19 goathair

7:19

lalojo:

that obviously makes them the better team-facial hair, it gives you super powers

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:19 lalojo

7:20

goathair:

If there's one thing we've learned from this year's playoffs it's that facial hair = superpowers.

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:20 goathair

7:20

Raskolnikov:

how do you explain Iggy?

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:20 Raskolnikov

7:20

goathair:

His is blonde.

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:20 goathair

7:21

lalojo:

blondes are way better

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:21 lalojo

7:21

goathair:

Even the Pistons' mantra is boring.

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:21 goathair

7:22

goathair:

Mo Cheeks is such a great rap name.

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:22 goathair

7:22

Raskolnikov:

Sounds more like a nickname one picks up in prison

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:22 Raskolnikov

7:22

lalojo:

it sounds like a request in a rap song, not a rapper's name

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:22 lalojo

7:23

goathair:

What is the black band around Sheed's waist?

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:23 goathair

7:23

Raskolnikov:

his chastity belt

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:23 Raskolnikov

7:23

goathair:

PHI 14 DET 8 500 left in1st

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:23 goathair

7:24

goathair:

Are Tayshaun and the artist Prince related.\?

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:24 goathair

7:24

goathair:

Who is Willie Green?

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:24 goathair

7:25

goathair:

Why can I only type in questions?

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:25 goathair

7:25

Raskolnikov:

Matt Devlin sounds like Chip Caray

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:25 Raskolnikov

7:25

goathair:

I really thought this was a year that the Pistons would try hard and probably win the title, but I'm thinking that is highly unlikely.

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:25 goathair

7:25

Raskolnikov:

which makes me want to punch the TV

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:25 Raskolnikov

7:26

goathair:

EXACTLY like Chip Caray.

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:26 goathair

7:26

Raskolnikov:

and Dunleavy's New Yahwk accent is hilarious

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:26 Raskolnikov

7:27

goathair:

Seriously, Dalembert looks awesome right now.

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:27 goathair

7:27

goathair:

It's hard to take anything Dunleavy says about the playoffs with a grain of salt.

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:27 goathair

7:28

Raskolnikov:

Hello Mr. Air Force guy.

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:28 Raskolnikov

7:28

Raskolnikov:

Wanna see my Roy Orbison tattoo?

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:28 Raskolnikov

7:28

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Sunday April 27, 2008 7:28

7:28

goathair:

Tayshaun block on Reggie.

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:28 goathair

7:30

goathair:

Somebody should start a website called The Blowtorch. That'd be an awesome name.

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:30 goathair

7:30

lalojo:

eh, it's alright

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:30 lalojo

7:30

goathair:

Shouldn't Mo Cheeks be coaching?

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:30 goathair

7:31

lalojo:

he's like my high school coach

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:31 lalojo

7:31

goathair:

Eh, guess not. The Sixers are up 7 with 220 left in the first.

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:31 goathair

7:31

lalojo:

maybe he'll fall asleep during a game

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:31 lalojo

7:31

goathair:

I want to live in a world where an entire basketball team wears masks.

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:31 goathair

7:31

[Comment From Flander8746Flander8746: ]

It's over for the Pistons if they lose this game.

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:31 Flander8746

7:31

lalojo:

that would be a terrifying game

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:31 lalojo

7:31

goathair:

I couldn't agree more.

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:31 goathair

7:31

Raskolnikov:

the NBA would have to move to Mexico or Japan

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:31 Raskolnikov

7:32

Raskolnikov:

The Mexico City Luchadors

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:32 Raskolnikov

7:32

goathair:

Stern is okay with that.

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:32 goathair

7:32

lalojo:

willie green's name does not look like it belongs to him

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:32 lalojo

7:32

Raskolnikov:

The Knicks will move there

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:32 Raskolnikov

7:33

goathair:

The funny thing about this Sixers team is that Iverson would be PERFECT on them.

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:33 goathair

7:33

goathair:

I thought the Pistons were supposed to be good at defense.

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:33 goathair

7:33

Tuffy:

Just one comment: YOU CANNOT LEAVE DALEMBERT ALONE AT THE FREE THROW LINE. BIG MAN!

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:33 Tuffy

7:34

goathair:

25 - 19 PHILLY after 1 period of play.

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:34 goathair

7:34

goathair:

I can't believe Bob Knight's back didn't explode during that commercial.

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:34 goathair

7:35

Tuffy:

I was *just* thinking: stunt chair.

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:35 Tuffy

7:35

Tuffy:

Oh, and: my dinner was better than yours:

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:35 Tuffy

7:35

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Sunday April 27, 2008 7:35

7:35

goathair:

I wonder if Peter Frampton is jealous of TPains new found success.

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:35 goathair

7:36

Raskolnikov:

LA?

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:36 Raskolnikov

7:36

Tuffy:

PHX.

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:36 Tuffy

7:36

Raskolnikov:

Robert Downey Jr. can't die!

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:36 Raskolnikov

7:36

Raskolnikov:

He should've been dead 20 years ago!

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:36 Raskolnikov

7:36

goathair:

I like that Adam Corolla has became a B-level celebrity.

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:36 goathair

7:37

Tuffy:

Was there a ceremony?

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:37 Tuffy

7:37

goathair:

Yeah, it was at Grauman's.

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:37 goathair

7:37

Tuffy:

Kyra Sedgwick has something to confess: a little knife work.

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:37 Tuffy

7:38

goathair:

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:38 goathair

7:38

goathair:

Stuckey looks like 50 cent

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:38 goathair

7:38

goathair:

Protect your nuts: Reggie Evans is in.

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:38 goathair

7:38

Tuffy:

Stuckey looks like he's always under the influence of novacaine.

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:38 Tuffy

7:38

Tuffy:

I have to harvest my nuts.

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:38 Tuffy

7:38

goathair:

He has a crazy pointed head.

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:38 goathair

7:39

goathair:

Tay Prince never seems like he's moving fast, but he always gets by people.

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:39 goathair

7:39

goathair:

Can Andre Miller dunk?

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:39 goathair

7:39

Raskolnikov:

he doesn't have to be

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:39 Raskolnikov

7:39

Raskolnikov:

when his stride is 20 feet

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:39 Raskolnikov

7:39

Tuffy:

I don't remember Miller ever dunking.

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:39 Tuffy

7:39

Raskolnikov:

me neither

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:39 Raskolnikov

7:40

Tuffy:

76ers, you CRAZY

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:40 Tuffy

7:40

Tuffy:

So where does Soulja Boy fall in the DET-PHI series?

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:40 Tuffy

7:40

goathair:

That's another non-hustle play for Detroit.

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:40 goathair

7:40

Raskolnikov:

in front of an Iggy slam

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:40 Raskolnikov

7:41

Raskolnikov:

The Pistons look like me during my senior year of college: bored as fuck.

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:41 Raskolnikov

7:41

Tuffy:

It doesn't feel like a lack of hustle is the main problem. It feels like they'd be thrilled to hustle if they knew where to hustle to.

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:41 Tuffy

7:41

Tuffy:

That looks like confusion to me.

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:41 Tuffy

7:42

goathair:

It's like they don't care.

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:42 goathair

7:42

Tuffy:

If I ever see this Friday's commericial yutz, I'm calling him "Ghee" the whole time.

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:42 Tuffy

7:42

Tuffy:

"So are you from Montreal, Ghee?"

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:42 Tuffy

7:42

Tuffy:

"Are you related to Ray Ghee?"

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:42 Tuffy

7:42

Raskolnikov:

Flipped over any cars, Ghee?

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:42 Raskolnikov

7:43

goathair:

I hate his goatee

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:43 goathair

7:43

lalojo:

he reminds me of mark mcgrath

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:43 lalojo

7:43

Raskolnikov:

or Jeff Reed

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:43 Raskolnikov

7:43

lalojo:

not in a good way

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:43 lalojo

7:43

Tuffy:

The only thing that should be frosted isflakes.

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:43 Tuffy

7:43

Tuffy:

Oh, never mind. He's covered.

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:43 Tuffy

7:44

goathair:

My dinner was hilarious.

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:44 goathair

7:44

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Sunday April 27, 2008 7:44

7:44

Raskolnikov:

mmm, combo

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:44 Raskolnikov

7:44

Tuffy:

I want Dalembert to settle into the center of the zone and hit another 16 footer. It makes Flip weep when that happens.

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:44 Tuffy

7:45

goathair:

PHI 31 DET 23 830 left in 2nd

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:45 goathair

7:45

Raskolnikov:

Hunter defends the bench well

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:45 Raskolnikov

7:45

goathair:

I can't believe Hunter gets minutes in the playoffs.

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:45 goathair

7:46

Tuffy:

THE GREEN GOBLIN SCORES

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:46 Tuffy

7:47

goathair:

The Pistons have a Chauncey, Jarvis, and Antonio on the court right now.

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:47 goathair

7:47

goathair:

Apparently they're an 18th century romance novel.

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:47 goathair

7:47	Does Flip Saunders have a mullet? Yes ( 63% ) No ( 38% ) Sunday April 27, 2008 7:47

7:49

Tuffy:

The Green Goblin passes!

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:49 Tuffy

7:49

goathair:

This is what it would look like if the A league winner played the B league winner in any men's league.

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:49 goathair

7:49

Raskolnikov:

Hi, I'm Flip Saunders. This ... is a lazy job.

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:49 Raskolnikov

7:51

goathair:

There's a reason Flip Saunders was unemployed.

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:51 goathair

7:51

goathair:

What can Detroit do to play better?

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:51 goathair

7:51

goathair:

They seem flustered (like Dallas last year) playing against such a fast team.

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:51 goathair

7:51

Raskolnikov:

Stop turning the ball over so easily

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:51 Raskolnikov

7:51

lalojo:

um, try to at least look like they know what they're doing

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:51 lalojo

7:52

goathair:

They don't have the right guys to play uptempo. They need to be more Spurs-y.

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:52 goathair

7:52

Raskolnikov:

flop more?

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:52 Raskolnikov

7:52

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Sunday April 27, 2008 7:52

7:53

Tuffy:

It's gotta be those blood red shoes.

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:53 Tuffy

7:53

goathair:

PHI 42 DET 29 440 left in the 2nd

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:53 goathair

7:54

Raskolnikov:

no, he wasn't Mike

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:54 Raskolnikov

7:54

Tuffy:

Momma had a charge box; Daddy didn't sleep all night.

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:54 Tuffy

7:54

goathair:

I think only white guys wear #14.

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:54 goathair

7:55

lalojo:

i think that's probably true

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:55 lalojo

7:55

goathair:

I wonder how often Reggie Evans thinks of grabbing other guys' nuts.

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:55 goathair

7:55

Raskolnikov:

http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/players/3518

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:55 Raskolnikov

7:56

Raskolnikov:

he's white

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:56 Raskolnikov

7:56

Raskolnikov:

in a negative

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:56 Raskolnikov

7:56

goathair:

Good save by Evans.

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:56 goathair

7:56

Tuffy:

He can't feel his face

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:56 Tuffy

7:57

Tuffy:

Because of the beard

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:57 Tuffy

7:57

Raskolnikov:

like Rodney Stuckey?

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:57 Raskolnikov

7:57

goathair:

I like that the announcers keep alluding to the nut grabbing incident. We need a replay.

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:57 goathair

7:57

Tuffy:

They're saving it for halftime when Ernie takes the Reggie role and Kenny goes to his knees.

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:57 Tuffy

7:58

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Sunday April 27, 2008 7:58

7:58

Tuffy:

He's no Royal Ivey.

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:58 Tuffy

7:59

goathair:

Kenny only gets on his knees for Kobe.

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:59 goathair

7:59

goathair:

It's crowded down there with Ric Bucher.

Sunday April 27, 2008 7:59 goathair

8:00

goathair:

Are there any Ruby Tuesday's that aren't located in malls?

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:00 goathair

8:00

lalojo:

that lady needs a higher cut shirt for sure!

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:00 lalojo

8:00

goathair:

Dei Lyman is SO HOT

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:00 goathair

8:01

Tuffy:

Can we get Dei a blouse? Or a shirt? Or a raincoat?

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:01 Tuffy

8:01

goathair:

PHI 45 DET 33

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:01 goathair

8:01

goathair:

220 left in the 2nd

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:01 goathair

8:02

goathair:

Fun fact: Tyson Chandler modeled his game after Tayshaun Prince.

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:02 goathair

8:02

Tuffy:

Fun fact: Reggie Evans thinks he has a crossover.

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:02 Tuffy

8:02

Raskolnikov:

Fun fact: Tyson Chandler modeled his thinking after a monkey.

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:02 Raskolnikov

8:03

goathair:

Fun fact: Tyson Chandler's favorite food is fried cheese cubes.

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:03 goathair

8:03

Raskolnikov:

Fun fact: I'm Howard Cosell.

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:03 Raskolnikov

8:03

lalojo:

mmmm cheese cubes

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:03 lalojo

8:04

goathair:

Rip Hamilton is 1-10 so far.

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:04 goathair

8:04

Raskolnikov:

Cheeks and Miller get their hair done at the same place: an auto-body shop

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:04 Raskolnikov

8:05

goathair:

It's hard to look intense with a mask on.

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:05 goathair

8:05

[Comment From destoniodestonio: ]

where's Isiah when you need him?

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:05 destonio

8:05

goathair:

He's not allowed to talk to anyone at the game.

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:05 goathair

8:06

goathair:

Is Detroit Mercy College one of those get a diploma online schools?

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:06 goathair

8:06

Raskolnikov:

it's a good Jesuit institution!

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:06 Raskolnikov

8:06

Raskolnikov:

UDM Titans

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:06 Raskolnikov

8:06

goathair:

Sheed is just as talented as he is stupid.

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:06 goathair

8:06

lalojo:

flopping?

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:06 lalojo

8:06

destonio:

In Portland he was Sheed the Weed.

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:06 destonio

8:06

lalojo:

are the announcers seriously discussing this as a technical term?

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:06 lalojo

8:06

goathair:

Sheed getting a technical? Unheard of!

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:06 goathair

8:07

destonio:

Cowens is going to have to wrestle Sheed to the ground

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:07 destonio

8:07

Tuffy:

That's unpossible!

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:07 Tuffy

8:07

goathair:

This Kevin Durant commercial is going to be awkward when he has to take off a Sonics jersey and put on an Oklahoma City jersey.

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:07 goathair

8:08

Raskolnikov:

the NBA hasn't blurred out the Seattle on Durant's shorts yet?

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:08 Raskolnikov

8:08

destonio:

As a Celtics fan, it makes me feel sick to see Cowens working for the Pistons.

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:08 destonio

8:08

goathair:

That was the tamest charge ever called in the NBA. Refs usually get fired up for those.

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:08 goathair

8:09

Tuffy:

Detroit's mood is contagious.

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:09 Tuffy

8:09

destonio:

I know I'm having a ball

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:09 destonio

8:09

Raskolnikov:

when do the 76ers catch it

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:09 Raskolnikov

8:09

goathair:

PHI 46 DET 36 at halftime

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:09 goathair

8:10

goathair:

Joe DeRosa is such a buzzkill.

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:10 goathair

8:10

destonio:

What's the over/under, JOE?

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:10 destonio

8:10

goathair:

You'd think Willie Green hasn't played in that many important games.

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:10 goathair

8:10

Tuffy:

Or Rasheed Wallace.

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:10 Tuffy

8:10

Raskolnikov:

or any of the Pistons

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:10 Raskolnikov

8:11

Raskolnikov:

Eyes up, Iggy

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:11 Raskolnikov

8:11

goathair:

The wrinkled cleavage is mesmerizing.

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:11 goathair

8:11

Tuffy:

I want to be the guy in the Hef robe, dress shirt, and tie assigned to hand the ref his lameass jacket.

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:11 Tuffy

8:11

goathair:

I want a ref jacket.

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:11 goathair

8:11

destonio:

"wrinkled cleve!" We have a winner!

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:11 destonio

8:11

goathair:

Today's washed-up NBA "star": Chris Webber

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:11 goathair

8:12	Which is grosser? Dei Lyman's cleavage ( 80% ) Rasheed Wallace's beard ( 0% ) Flip Saunders hair ( 0% ) DEEEETROIIIITTT BASSSKETBALLLLL ( 20% ) Sunday April 27, 2008 8:12

8:12

Tuffy:

I loved hearing a few people go on about the Hall of Fame and Chris Webber. He's not getting in the Hall unless Ed Martin buys him a ticket.

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:12 Tuffy

8:13

goathair:

More like dEaD Martin.

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:13 goathair

8:13

goathair:

Am I right? Am I right?

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:13 goathair

8:13

Raskolnikov:

You got it Frank!

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:13 Raskolnikov

8:14

destonio:

Funkin' A right, Frank

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:14 destonio

8:14

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Sunday April 27, 2008 8:14

8:14

goathair:

Detroit's finest.

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:14 goathair

8:15

destonio:

not the talentless facist bow hunter?

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:15 destonio

8:15

goathair:

He's a close second.

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:15 goathair

8:15

Raskolnikov:

with the way the Pistons are playing

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:15 Raskolnikov

8:15

destonio:

Saw him live in the day. He backed up Black Sabbath. He was HORRIBLE.

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:15 destonio

8:15

Raskolnikov:

you should've posted a Von Bondies video

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:15 Raskolnikov

8:16

goathair:

Are they still a band?

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:16 goathair

8:16

[Comment From assplayassplay: ]

sam dalembert is a sicko

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:16 assplay

8:16

Raskolnikov:

are the Pistons still a team?

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:16 Raskolnikov

8:16

goathair:

I think Jack White would hate the Pistons

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:16 goathair

8:16

destonio:

someone keeps putting a pube on the intro to Kenny's Videos

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:16 destonio

8:17

Raskolnikov:

One team played hard

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:17 Raskolnikov

8:18

Raskolnikov:

Sheed, what will it take to get another win?

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:18 Raskolnikov

8:18

Raskolnikov:

One team played hard.

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:18 Raskolnikov

8:18

Tuffy:

I think Jack White hates anything that doesn't involve Jack White.

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:18 Tuffy

8:18

destonio:

Charles just said, "Webber, you're full of crap."

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:18 destonio

8:18

goathair:

He likes all redheads

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:18 goathair

8:19

Raskolnikov:

he likes sunblock

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:19 Raskolnikov

8:20

goathair:

He could only cheer for the Bulls, Heat, or Blazers.

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:20 goathair

8:20

goathair:

Advantage: Chicago. Because of the blues, maaaaan.

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:20 goathair

8:22

Tuffy:

Write-in vote: Whatever happened to Kyra's face. Meg White was playing it in that video.

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:22 Tuffy

8:23

goathair:

It's sad that Chris Webber is retired.

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:23 goathair

8:23

Tuffy:

... how hard is it to yell "THEY'RE GONNA DRIBBLE IT AROUND FOR 20 SECONDS AND THEN LEAN INTO THE NEAREST DEFENDER WHEN THEY SHOOT!!!"?

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:23 Tuffy

8:23

goathair:

How often does Kenny Smith remind Charles and CWebb that he's got rings.

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:23 goathair

8:23

[Comment From SCisbackSCisback: ]

Detroiitt basketball, lol

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:23 SCisback

8:24

goathair:

Dude, I do not like this commercial.

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:24 goathair

8:24

Tuffy:

Dude, I feel this commercial. Like, right now.

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:24 Tuffy

8:24

destonio:

That's okay, Charles lets Kenny sniff his fingers

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:24 destonio

8:24

Raskolnikov:

Robert Horry is a Hall of Famer according to one blogger

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:24 Raskolnikov

8:24

SCisback:

Horry, really?

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:24 SCisback

8:25

Tuffy:

Does Shanoff think Horry matriculated in Gainesville?

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:25 Tuffy

8:25

Raskolnikov:

his wife's a fan of Horry

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:25 Raskolnikov

8:26

SCisback:

Horry used to be good, is a good complimentary player, and has been clutch on a great number of times, but Hall of Fame. Jeez

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:26 SCisback

8:26

goathair:

Maybe Horry gets in if there aren't any other good choices.

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:26 goathair

8:27

Tuffy:

Like if the NBA hires Elijah Price to handle travel for all NBA teams.

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:27 Tuffy

8:27

SCisback:

That wouldn't be right.

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:27 SCisback

8:27

goathair:

Or Oceanic Air.

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:27 goathair

8:27

SCisback:

Oceanic Air is awsome

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:27 SCisback

8:27

Raskolnikov:

Harvard's MBA program isn't as exclusive as you think

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:27 Raskolnikov

8:28

goathair:

He can have his own hallway called Robert Horry's Clutch Shots, sponsored by Gas-Ex.

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:28 goathair

8:28

Tuffy:

Or signs pilot Thurmon Munson up.

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:28 Tuffy

8:28

SCisback:

Is it all because he looks like Will Smith

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:28 SCisback

8:28

goathair:

He is the best basketball Bob since Cousy though. That has to count for something.

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:28 goathair

8:29

Raskolnikov:

he doesn't like being called Bob

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:29 Raskolnikov

8:29

goathair:

Did they send Matt Devlin to Detroit because if he dies in a knife fight no one will really care?

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:29 goathair

8:29

Raskolnikov:

is Dunleavy channeling Stern's dead dignity?

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:29 Raskolnikov

8:30

SCisback:

Stern? Dignity?

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:30 SCisback

8:30

Raskolnikov:

it died 50 years ago

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:30 Raskolnikov

8:30

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Sunday April 27, 2008 8:30

8:30

SCisback:

Was it ever alive?

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:30 SCisback

8:31

SCisback:

That Seattle thing is a shame

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:31 SCisback

8:31

goathair:

What Seattle thing?

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:31 goathair

8:31

SCisback:

Moving the Sonics

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:31 SCisback

8:32

goathair:

I thought you meant Starbucks.

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:32 goathair

8:32

SCisback:

That can count as well

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:32 SCisback

8:32

goathair:

Is any Detroit player faster than any Sixer?

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:32 goathair

8:33

Tuffy:

Prince can beat Jason Smith if they're both forced to serpentine

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:33 Tuffy

8:33

goathair:

PHI 46 DET 39 11 left in the third

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:33 goathair

8:34

goathair:

Detroit is starting to play. It only took 3.5 games.

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:34 goathair

8:34

goathair:

I'm going to go on record as this game turning in to a Pistons blowout.

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:34 goathair

8:35

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Sunday April 27, 2008 8:35

8:35

Tuffy:

YOU ARE CORRECT, SIR!

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:35 Tuffy

8:35

Tuffy:

HA!

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:35 Tuffy

8:35

SCisback:

what a flurry

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:35 SCisback

8:35

goathair:

When was that taken?

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:35 goathair

8:36

Tuffy:

1957

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:36 Tuffy

8:36

Raskolnikov:

10 minutes ago

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:36 Raskolnikov

8:36

Raskolnikov:

that suit is his skin

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:36 Raskolnikov

8:36

goathair:

(I also originally spelled that "tacon." Too much bacon on my mind.)

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:36 goathair

8:36

goathair:

I'd believe either.

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:36 goathair

8:36

goathair:

Where's Eminem?

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:36 goathair

8:37

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Sunday April 27, 2008 8:37

8:37

Tuffy:

baconbaconbaconbacon.... it's BACON!

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:37 Tuffy

8:37

Raskolnikov:

in a meth lab

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:37 Raskolnikov

8:37

SCisback:

lol

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:37 SCisback

8:37

goathair:

All men love a woman who smells like Kevin Bacon.

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:37 goathair

8:37

Raskolnikov:

sausages

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:37 Raskolnikov

8:37

goathair:

FACT

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:37 goathair

8:37

Raskolnikov:

please, sausages

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:37 Raskolnikov

8:37

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Sunday April 27, 2008 8:37

8:37

Tuffy:

Thirty Helens agree.

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:37 Tuffy

8:38

Tuffy:

Did Mo Cheeks doze off at halftime?

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:38 Tuffy

8:38

Raskolnikov:

no, he started to coach

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:38 Raskolnikov

8:38

Tuffy:

Oh, dammit. Someone get him back on Rock Band.

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:38 Tuffy

8:39

Raskolnikov:

the player controlling Dalembert dozed off

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:39 Raskolnikov

8:39

Tuffy:

I hear he's almost unlocked the national anthem.

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:39 Tuffy

8:39

[Video file]

YouTube: 7UHKB6nQrzM Play

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:39

8:39

Raskolnikov:

if Ghostface doesn't make a cameo in that movie, I will be disappointed

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:39 Raskolnikov

8:40

Raskolnikov:

that dog becomes more British after every word

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:40 Raskolnikov

8:40

Tuffy:

Blood sausage.

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:40 Tuffy

8:40

Raskolnikov:

liver and sausage

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:40 Raskolnikov

8:40

goathair:

Yeah, I thought it was weird when he put on a monacle.

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:40 goathair

8:40

Raskolnikov:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1mAAX138Uk

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:40 Raskolnikov

8:41	Are you going to see Iron Man? Yes ( 47% ) No ( 40% ) Maybe ( 13% ) Sunday April 27, 2008 8:41

8:41

Raskolnikov:

and today we had liver and sausage

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:41 Raskolnikov

8:41

goathair:

Speaking of British: a man named Thaddeus just did some basketball things

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:41 goathair

8:42

goathair:

Mo Cheeks' timeout speech: Guys, RUN FAST.

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:42 goathair

8:42

Raskolnikov:

and don't bother me

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:42 Raskolnikov

8:42

goathair:

PHI 51 DET 47

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:42 goathair

8:42

Raskolnikov:

I'm in the middle of Dragon Force

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:42 Raskolnikov

8:42

goathair:

735 in the third

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:42 goathair

8:42

Tuffy:

No one puts Prince in the corner!

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:42 Tuffy

8:43

goathair:

The corner three is the NBA equivalent of the lefty reliever.

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:43 goathair

8:43

goathair:

Is Sam Dalembert Haitian? Or was that Jerome Moiso?

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:43 goathair

8:43

Raskolnikov:

yeah, he's Haitian

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:43 Raskolnikov

8:43

goathair:

Detroit takes the lead 53-51

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:43 goathair

8:44

goathair:

I've never seen Maxiell lay a ball in from that distance.

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:44 goathair

8:44

goathair:

You know what would be a great trade for both teams? Denver trades Iverson to Philly for Andre Miller.

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:44 goathair

8:45

Raskolnikov:

The Indian Giver Trade

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:45 Raskolnikov

8:45

goathair:

Since Dalembert is Haitian, is he Wyclef's favorite basketball player?

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:45 goathair

8:45

Raskolnikov:

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:45 Raskolnikov

8:45

Raskolnikov:

Régine Chassegne's

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:45 Raskolnikov

8:45

goathair:

So it's still Jeff Hornacek then?

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:45 goathair

8:46

Raskolnikov:

yes

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:46 Raskolnikov

8:46

goathair:

Great pass.

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:46 goathair

8:47

goathair:

I miss Chauncey's writings at FreeDarko

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:47 goathair

8:48

goathair:

What's the point of playing Rip Hamilton if he's shooting 1-12 and can't guard Andre Miller?

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:48 goathair

8:48

Raskolnikov:

Reggie doesn't want to keep Chauncey in front of him

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:48 Raskolnikov

8:48

goathair:

Where's Jarvis or Rodney?

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:48 goathair

8:48

Raskolnikov:

his defense is more effective when he's behind Chauncey

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:48 Raskolnikov

8:48

goathair:

DET 64 PHI 55

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:48 goathair

8:49

goathair:

Holly Hunter - the poor man's Kyra Sedgwick

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:49 goathair

8:50

goathair:

Are the Pittsburgh Penguins still alive?

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:50 goathair

8:50

Raskolnikov:

they won today

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:50 Raskolnikov

8:50

Raskolnikov:

Mr. Funny Man

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:50 Raskolnikov

8:50

goathair:

Good. I was wondering about the Gatorade curse.

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:50 goathair

8:50

Raskolnikov:

Remember your audience

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:50 Raskolnikov

8:50

goathair:

I meant in a playoff sense, not in a Bill Simmons sense.

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:50 goathair

8:51

Raskolnikov:

until Sean Avery tries to kill them all

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:51 Raskolnikov

8:51

goathair:

I disagree, Reggie Evans is not looking good today.

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:51 goathair

8:51

goathair:

Though I appreciate his bearditude.

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:51 goathair

8:52

goathair:

Detroit has really taken Philly out of their game. And the Sixers in the halfcourt is not pretty.

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:52 goathair

8:53

Raskolnikov:

when's the performance of Macbeth, Rip?

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:53 Raskolnikov

8:54

SCisback:

Game over mabye

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:54 SCisback

8:54

goathair:

I thought Reggie Evans could rebound.

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:54 goathair

8:55

lalojo:

i thought NBA players could pass

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:55 lalojo

8:55

Raskolnikov:

after the Mark Grace Slumpbuster

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:55 Raskolnikov

8:55

goathair:

Lou Williams looks a lot like Chris Bosh.

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:55 goathair

8:56

goathair:

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:56 goathair

8:56

goathair:

Maybe not.

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:56 goathair

8:56

Raskolnikov:

put a cowboy hat on him, and maybe

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:56 Raskolnikov

8:56

goathair:

That's your answer for everything.

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:56 goathair

8:56

Raskolnikov:

yes

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:56 Raskolnikov

8:57

goathair:

It seems that Philadelphia all took naps at halftime.

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:57 goathair

8:57

goathair:

How much longer until he's known as "Sweet" Lou Williams?

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:57 goathair

8:57

goathair:

Next season seems about right.

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:57 goathair

8:57

Raskolnikov:

when Pinella coaches the Phillies

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:57 Raskolnikov

8:58

goathair:

Tayshaun looks hurt.

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:58 goathair

8:58

goathair:

He's got a lot of neck to hurt.

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:58 goathair

8:58

Raskolnikov:

he stole Kurt Angle's neck

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:58 Raskolnikov

8:59

goathair:

I could watch a closeup of Tayshaun Prince's facial expressions all day.

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:59 goathair

8:59

Raskolnikov:

better than the Scheyer face?

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:59 Raskolnikov

8:59

goathair:

Depends on your definition of better.

Sunday April 27, 2008 8:59 goathair

9:00

goathair:

I can't imagine Chauney Billups with hair.

Sunday April 27, 2008 9:00 goathair

9:00

Raskolnikov:

more sped than the Scheyer face?

Sunday April 27, 2008 9:00 Raskolnikov

9:00

goathair:

No. Nothing is.

Sunday April 27, 2008 9:00 goathair

9:00

Raskolnikov:

then not better

Sunday April 27, 2008 9:00 Raskolnikov

9:00

goathair:

You would think Reggie Evans would always get the ball.

Sunday April 27, 2008 9:00 goathair

9:01

Raskolnikov:

balls, yes

Sunday April 27, 2008 9:01 Raskolnikov

9:01

goathair:

DET 70 PHI 62 after 3rd.

Sunday April 27, 2008 9:01 goathair

9:01

Raskolnikov:

plural

Sunday April 27, 2008 9:01 Raskolnikov

9:03

[Video file]

YouTube: U7dR8-3Nc0M Play

Sunday April 27, 2008 9:03

9:03

goathair:

Detroit's least finest

Sunday April 27, 2008 9:03 goathair

9:03

[Comment From fil77fil77: ]

Sunday April 27, 2008 9:03 fil77

9:04

goathair:

Stranglehold is pretty awesome.

Sunday April 27, 2008 9:04 goathair

9:05	Now who wins? Pistons ( 33% ) Sixers ( 22% ) Dei Lyman's wrinkled cleavage ( 44% ) Sunday April 27, 2008 9:05

9:06

goathair:

It's RUH-sheed, not RAH-sheed

Sunday April 27, 2008 9:06 goathair

9:06

goathair:

Great play, great pass, great finish. Pistons by 10

Sunday April 27, 2008 9:06 goathair

9:07

goathair:

The third quarter is the reason that a lot of Pistons fans think they could win the title.

Sunday April 27, 2008 9:07 goathair

9:07

goathair:

Quarters 1 and 2, not so much.

Sunday April 27, 2008 9:07 goathair

9:08

goathair:

Philly hates boxing out.

Sunday April 27, 2008 9:08 goathair

9:09

goathair:

Dunleavy just destroyed the Sixers.

Sunday April 27, 2008 9:09 goathair

9:10

goathair:

Philly has Reggie Evans strictly for his rebounding. When he doesn't do that, they don't have much inside.

Sunday April 27, 2008 9:10 goathair

9:10

goathair:

And now Rip Hamilton is hitting a shot.

Sunday April 27, 2008 9:10 goathair

9:11

goathair:

This has still been an ugly, ugly game for the Pistons.

Sunday April 27, 2008 9:11 goathair

9:11

goathair:

Detroit up 13 with 8 and a half left.

Sunday April 27, 2008 9:11 goathair

9:12

goathair:

Rip doesn't seem like a guy who would have a ton of tattoos.

Sunday April 27, 2008 9:12 goathair

9:13

goathair:

While we're at commercial consider this: Detroit showed today that they can completely take a running team out of their game. If they can do that, what team can't they beat?

Sunday April 27, 2008 9:13 goathair

9:13

goathair:

I Am Legend was not very good.

Sunday April 27, 2008 9:13 goathair

9:14

goathair:

However, openly mocking the plot during the movie was pretty fun.

Sunday April 27, 2008 9:14 goathair

9:14

goathair:

2 I Am Legend commercials in one break?? That's not fair.

Sunday April 27, 2008 9:14 goathair

9:15

goathair:

I never thought I'd see the day that the New Pornographers were used in an NBA ad.

Sunday April 27, 2008 9:15 goathair

9:15

goathair:

Mo Cheeks: "We don't have to rush, but when we get the ball out of the net, get it out fast."

Sunday April 27, 2008 9:15 goathair

9:16

goathair:

Dumars is HUGE

Sunday April 27, 2008 9:16 goathair

9:17

goathair:

Even when the Pistons aren't getting the rebound, they're getting a hand on it.

Sunday April 27, 2008 9:17 goathair

9:18

goathair:

Philly is strictly running right now.

Sunday April 27, 2008 9:18 goathair

9:18

goathair:

Unfortunately, only Willie Green can get off shots

Sunday April 27, 2008 9:18 goathair

9:18

goathair:

Rip Hamilton is hot fire right now.

Sunday April 27, 2008 9:18 goathair

9:19

goathair:

I like the idea that Andre Miller throws the best oops in the league. It's a weird thing to be the best at.

Sunday April 27, 2008 9:19 goathair

9:19

goathair:

Mo Cheeks has no idea what to tell his team.

Sunday April 27, 2008 9:19 goathair

9:19

goathair:

DET 84 PHI 71

Sunday April 27, 2008 9:19 goathair

9:19

goathair:

It doesn't feel that close.

Sunday April 27, 2008 9:19 goathair

9:20

goathair:

FINALLY, someone voted for the wrinkled cleavage.

Sunday April 27, 2008 9:20 goathair

9:20

goathair:

If that voter would like, we can send out some prune juice.

Sunday April 27, 2008 9:20 goathair

9:21

goathair:

I'm kind of hoping that this game turns in to a blowout, that way I can see my favorite team -- the Pistons bench.

Sunday April 27, 2008 9:21 goathair

9:22

goathair:

Plus I can learn who some of the guys on the Sixers are. I really have no idea.

Sunday April 27, 2008 9:22 goathair

9:22

goathair:

Hornets - Mavs have all been good games so far. Stay tuned for those, my friends.

Sunday April 27, 2008 9:22 goathair

9:24

goathair:

Looking ahead, the winner of this series likely faces the Magic. That's a good matchup for the Pistons, but terrible for the Sixers.

Sunday April 27, 2008 9:24 goathair

9:25

goathair:

Philly running in the first half looked inspired and efficient, in the second half it looks forced and desperate.

Sunday April 27, 2008 9:25 goathair

9:25

[Comment From Chitown ChickChitown Chick: ]

Mo Cheeks is my favorite coach in pro hoops.

Sunday April 27, 2008 9:25 Chitown Chick

9:25

goathair:

Because of his hair, I'm guessing.

Sunday April 27, 2008 9:25 goathair

9:26

Chitown Chick:

It is a sweet look. And the singing the anthem thing. And because he seems fun.

Sunday April 27, 2008 9:26 Chitown Chick

9:26

goathair:

Philly had Detroit on the ropes (not just for the game, but for the series) going in to halftime. I think that third quarter turns the series aroun.

Sunday April 27, 2008 9:26 goathair

9:27

Chitown Chick:

The Pistons are not a great team to look at.

Sunday April 27, 2008 9:27 Chitown Chick

9:27

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Sunday April 27, 2008 9:27

9:27

Chitown Chick:

Ohh, so sweet. I may tear up!

Sunday April 27, 2008 9:27 Chitown Chick

9:27

goathair:

Mo Cheeks does get points for that. TERRIBLE coach though.

Sunday April 27, 2008 9:27 goathair

9:28

goathair:

Most Pistons players look very bizarre.

Sunday April 27, 2008 9:28 goathair

9:28

goathair:

McDyess is pretty normal though.

Sunday April 27, 2008 9:28 goathair

9:29

[Comment From hugh jasshugh jass: ]

who farted?

Sunday April 27, 2008 9:29 hugh jass

9:29

Chitown Chick:

Who do you think the best coaches in the NBA are?

Sunday April 27, 2008 9:29 Chitown Chick

9:30

goathair:

Popovich and Jackson

Sunday April 27, 2008 9:30 goathair

9:30

goathair:

Stan Van Gundy is good.

Sunday April 27, 2008 9:30 goathair

9:30

goathair:

Adelman is alright.

Sunday April 27, 2008 9:30 goathair

9:31

[Comment From EscoEsco: ]

Not Sloan???

Sunday April 27, 2008 9:31 Esco

9:31

Chitown Chick:

It seems like the best ones are the ones who let the players do their thing.

Sunday April 27, 2008 9:31 Chitown Chick

9:31

goathair:

Yes, absolutely Sloan. I was going through the matchups in my head. He's very good.

Sunday April 27, 2008 9:31 goathair

9:31

Esco:

Sloan should be amongst those guys you mentioned...Consistency

Sunday April 27, 2008 9:31 Esco

9:31

Esco:

and also the intimidation factor

Sunday April 27, 2008 9:31 Esco

9:32

goathair:

Right, they put their players in positions where they just have to play like themselves and they'll be successful

Sunday April 27, 2008 9:32 goathair

9:32

Esco:

or like Byron Scott...Just stand with their arms crossed and watch the cheerleaders

Sunday April 27, 2008 9:32 Esco

9:32

goathair:

D'Antoni is a good coach, but he is so whiny that that can come off on his team.

Sunday April 27, 2008 9:32 goathair

9:33

goathair:

Dalembert has at least 2 goaltendings tonight. Probably 3. That's dumb.

Sunday April 27, 2008 9:33 goathair

9:33

goathair:

90-79 Detroit. 130 left.

Sunday April 27, 2008 9:33 goathair

9:33

Esco:

Wow...atleast he's active...just getting to the balls late

Sunday April 27, 2008 9:33 Esco

9:33

Esco:

ouch...Sixers, good luck in Detroit

Sunday April 27, 2008 9:33 Esco

9:33

Chitown Chick:

My favorite part of a basketball game... the last few minutes.

Sunday April 27, 2008 9:33 Chitown Chick

9:34

goathair:

That's when all the hilarious stuff happens.

Sunday April 27, 2008 9:34 goathair

9:34

Esco:

yessir!

Sunday April 27, 2008 9:34 Esco

9:34

goathair:

WALTER HERMANN

Sunday April 27, 2008 9:34 goathair

9:34

Esco:

MARIO WEST!

Sunday April 27, 2008 9:34 Esco

9:34

Chitown Chick:

There are no fans left! That's terrible.

Sunday April 27, 2008 9:34 Chitown Chick

9:34

Esco:

IF!!! the Hawks have a big lead...

Sunday April 27, 2008 9:34 Esco

9:35

goathair:

If every fan leaves to beat traffic, then there's still traffic.

Sunday April 27, 2008 9:35 goathair

9:35

goathair:

There should be no subs or timeouts allowed right now.

Sunday April 27, 2008 9:35 goathair

9:35

Esco:

hahahaha...funny yet true...very true

Sunday April 27, 2008 9:35 Esco

9:35

Chitown Chick:

Very true. Also true, Tayshaun Prince needs to eat a sandwich.

Sunday April 27, 2008 9:35 Chitown Chick

9:35

Esco:

Tayshaun Prince needs some sun

Sunday April 27, 2008 9:35 Esco

9:35

goathair:

No way. Tayshaun would be weird looking with any additional flesh.

Sunday April 27, 2008 9:35 goathair

9:35

Esco:

more weird looking than now?

Sunday April 27, 2008 9:35 Esco

9:36

goathair:

I like that Tayshaun has looked the same ever since I've known about him.

Sunday April 27, 2008 9:36 goathair

9:36

Raskolnikov:

he'd be a fat Giraffe

Sunday April 27, 2008 9:36 Raskolnikov

9:36

Esco:

haha

Sunday April 27, 2008 9:36 Esco

9:36

goathair:

Maybe he was born like that.

Sunday April 27, 2008 9:36 goathair

9:36

goathair:

Tiny beard, skinny arms, enormous head.

Sunday April 27, 2008 9:36 goathair

9:36

Chitown Chick:

As my mom would say, poor thing God bless.

Sunday April 27, 2008 9:36 Chitown Chick

9:36

Esco:

him and Rip are meant to be on the same teams...

Sunday April 27, 2008 9:36 Esco

9:37

goathair:

Yes. Kevin Durant would fit in.

Sunday April 27, 2008 9:37 goathair

9:37

Esco:

perfectly

Sunday April 27, 2008 9:37 Esco

9:37

goathair:

And Manut!

Sunday April 27, 2008 9:37 goathair

9:37

Raskolnikov:

and Joakim NOah

Sunday April 27, 2008 9:37 Raskolnikov

9:37

Chitown Chick:

Joakim is six kinds of ugly

Sunday April 27, 2008 9:37 Chitown Chick

9:37

goathair:

And Randy Johnson

Sunday April 27, 2008 9:37 goathair

9:37

Esco:

Joakim Noah is six kinds of crazy

Sunday April 27, 2008 9:37 Esco

9:38

goathair:

7 point game.

Sunday April 27, 2008 9:38 goathair

9:38

Raskolnikov:

I still have to dress up like Joakim on draft night

Sunday April 27, 2008 9:38 Raskolnikov

9:38

Esco:

i do too...

Sunday April 27, 2008 9:38 Esco

9:38

Raskolnikov:

no, I owe it to people

Sunday April 27, 2008 9:38 Raskolnikov

9:38

Esco:

would not get ANY girls though...

Sunday April 27, 2008 9:38 Esco

9:38

goathair:

Sixers need more Lou Williams

Sunday April 27, 2008 9:38 goathair

9:38

Raskolnikov:

including Mr. goathair

Sunday April 27, 2008 9:38 Raskolnikov

9:38

Esco:

oh wow...I don't know what you got yourself into...

Sunday April 27, 2008 9:38 Esco

9:39

Raskolnikov:

I said that if the Bulls drafted Noah

Sunday April 27, 2008 9:39 Raskolnikov

9:39

Raskolnikov:

I'd dress up in a seersucker suit

Sunday April 27, 2008 9:39 Raskolnikov

9:39

Esco:

Good luck with that

Sunday April 27, 2008 9:39 Esco

9:39

Chitown Chick:

I've heard of Joakim pulling some fine ladies here in the Chi

Sunday April 27, 2008 9:39 Chitown Chick

9:39

Esco:

He plays ball and will soon be a millionaire

Sunday April 27, 2008 9:39 Esco

9:39

Esco:

with his own money that is, not Daddy's

Sunday April 27, 2008 9:39 Esco

9:40

goathair:

DET 93 - PHI 84 END OF GAME

Sunday April 27, 2008 9:40 goathair

9:41

Esco:

Sigh

Sunday April 27, 2008 9:41 Esco

9:41

Esco:

Go Hornets

Sunday April 27, 2008 9:41 Esco

9:41

goathair:

Detroit evens things 2-2 and I'm thinking that tonight's third quarter is going to be a HUGE part of this series. Don't be surprised if that's the thing that makes the Pistons realize they're good. But who knows? Maybe they'll lose the next two.

Sunday April 27, 2008 9:41 goathair

9:41

goathair:

Go Hornets, indeed.

Sunday April 27, 2008 9:41 goathair

9:41

Esco:

i can't stand Det

Sunday April 27, 2008 9:41 Esco

9:41

Esco:

they got too cocky...