Breaking the Fourth Wall(12/13/2007) 
6:13
Why god, why? I'm liveslogging the Slog party at Moe Bar.  The fourth wall is broken like a hymen on prom night.
Thursday December 13, 2007 6:13 
6:13
Right now, it's dark, it's all old bald dudes, they're talking about light rail and, of course, Slog.
Thursday December 13, 2007 6:13 
6:13
old white bald dudes, Ari wants me to point out.
Thursday December 13, 2007 6:13 
6:14
[Comment From the generalthe general: ] 
I can't believe I'm still at work. I'm stuck behind the fourth wall!!
Thursday December 13, 2007 6:14 the general
6:15
All the all stars are here, like on a certain steroid list that just dropped today.

I'm sitting next to Dave Osgood, the surprisingly well behaved Mr. Poe and now they're all looking over my shoulder. Angrily.
Thursday December 13, 2007 6:15 
6:16
People are reading slog on their Blackberrys while they're here and then commenting to me about the slog.

Cheez-its were just brought to our table. Wonderful.
Thursday December 13, 2007 6:16 
6:16
Marvin Gaye's "Let's get it on" is playing, which is upsetting on some level.
Thursday December 13, 2007 6:16 
6:17
Some women have arrived, undoubtedly they had no idea the level of geekiness that would be present in the bar.

Thursday December 13, 2007 6:17 
6:18
Everyone left the table because they were tired of my slogging about them.  I'm trying to see the football game. The Broncos are playing the Texans, but I['m too far away to see the score. I think the Broncos just kicked a field goal though.
Thursday December 13, 2007 6:18 
6:18
Fnarf is here, the party has officially begun.
Thursday December 13, 2007 6:18 
6:20
[Comment From Dan SavageDan Savage: ] 
Please communicate my regrets to the gathered Sloggers. Next time, I'll make it. This time -- really, no shit -- my boyfriend called. An emergency at home. We're babysitting a couple of DJ's friends tonight and Terry made mac-n-cheese and there's no ketchup in the house. Gotta grab some and run home.
Thursday December 13, 2007 6:20 Dan Savage
6:21
Ketchup and Mac and Cheese? What kind of nonsense is that?a
Thursday December 13, 2007 6:21 
6:21
[Comment From GuestGuest: ] 
you should be at hooters eating wings and drinking beer
Thursday December 13, 2007 6:21 Guest
6:21
I really should, but instead I'm live slogging...the slog party.
Thursday December 13, 2007 6:21 
6:23
[Comment From Dan SavageDan Savage: ] 
Be sure to ask them if they think we're overusing the Live Slog feature.
Thursday December 13, 2007 6:23 Dan Savage
6:23
Mr. Pie. that's his new name. And he's being rude.
Thursday December 13, 2007 6:23 
6:23
Everyone's telling me the liveslog feature is overused. Charles, apparently, killed it when he liveslogged War and Peace.
Thursday December 13, 2007 6:23 
6:23
[Comment From JohnnieJohnnie: ] 
Someone's really got to get rid of this stupid chatroom thing, and the term "widget"
Thursday December 13, 2007 6:23 Johnnie
6:24
[Comment From left coastleft coast: ] 
Plus I prefer being ignored blindly rather than face to face, and Megan keeps ignoring my advances
Thursday December 13, 2007 6:24 left coast
6:25
Don't stop believin'.
Thursday December 13, 2007 6:25 
6:25
This bar is retardedly packed, but I don't think everyone's here for Slog.
Thursday December 13, 2007 6:25 
6:25
[Comment From left coastleft coast: ] 
I thought I had her at Andrew Wrigley, but she's not buying that mitzvah b.s.
Thursday December 13, 2007 6:25 left coast
6:26
Greg is making some weird card house-robot-thing.
Thursday December 13, 2007 6:26 
6:27
[Comment From left coastleft coast: ] 
It's packed with retards? You're really selling it Jonah
Thursday December 13, 2007 6:27 left coast
6:27
No, c'mon down. It's full of naked women and dudes and beer and bachinallian awesomeness.
Thursday December 13, 2007 6:27 
6:28
Thanksgiving through new years is good for lawyers I'm being told.
Thursday December 13, 2007 6:28 
6:28
Monique is wearing her nametag on her breast rather than her shirt because she's wearing a really low-cut shirt, says Ari Spool.
Thursday December 13, 2007 6:28 
6:29
[Comment From adrianadrian: ] 
i am stuck elsewhere also , sadly, and wouldn't be able to meande in until 8ish...hmm...should i bother? will people be fighting and throwing up?
Thursday December 13, 2007 6:29 adrian
6:29
[Comment From jzjz: ] 
stop now while youre ahead.
Thursday December 13, 2007 6:29 jz
6:29
[Comment From sexy rexysexy rexy: ] 
do a quick poll of the people there, and find out how many are single, and what their preference is. some intra-slog incest would really spice up the comment threads. nothing like ex-lovers arguing about light rail.
Thursday December 13, 2007 6:29 sexy rexy
6:29
[Comment From socialarsonistsocialarsonist: ] 
you guys should think of something better to do- live slogging a slog party is like public masturbation. if we wanted to see it, we'd BE at the slog party.
Thursday December 13, 2007 6:29 socialarsonist
6:30
I just found out why it's busy here. Apparently Seattle U is having some lawyers-done-with-school party.
Thursday December 13, 2007 6:30 
6:30
Ari just called Monique a hussy
Thursday December 13, 2007 6:30 
6:31
I DID NOT <3 ari

Thursday December 13, 2007 6:31 
6:31
She did.
Thursday December 13, 2007 6:31 
6:31
[Comment From the generalthe general: ] 
you should live slog some photos
Thursday December 13, 2007 6:31 the general
6:31
[Comment From keith from coveritlivekeith from coveritlive: ] 
jonah, what the hell is wrong with you? lol. why are you doing this? turn off the sound 'tools' 'preferences' so you don't irritate some users
Thursday December 13, 2007 6:31 keith from coveritlive
6:31
No. I'm leaving the sound on. If I have to suffer, so do you.
Thursday December 13, 2007 6:31 
6:31
[Comment From the generalthe general: ] 
lawyers and i go way back
Thursday December 13, 2007 6:31 the general
6:31
[Comment From sexy rexysexy rexy: ] 
YES! cat fight. rarr.
Thursday December 13, 2007 6:31 sexy rexy
6:31
[Comment From tsmtsm: ] 
I am envious. Perhaps I should ditch the in-real-life-friend-filled party I'm headed off to in favor of the fake-Internet-friend-filled party.
Thursday December 13, 2007 6:31 tsm
6:32
You totally should. Haven't you ever wanted to meet any of the people on Slog? It's amazing.
Thursday December 13, 2007 6:32 
6:32
I'm not an asshole, I'm laughing most of the time when I'm at work.
Thursday December 13, 2007 6:32 
6:32
-says Mr. Poe


Thursday December 13, 2007 6:32 
6:33
"I've been really rude to Annie Wagner."


-Mr. Poe is crying.
Thursday December 13, 2007 6:33 
6:33
[Comment From Jubilation T. CornballJubilation T. Cornball: ] 
I love that clicking sound when someone posts. It's somehow reassuring...
Thursday December 13, 2007 6:33 Jubilation T. Cornball
6:33
[Comment From sexy rexysexy rexy: ] 
tsm, if you go i'll totally put some pants on and drive over to the bar. i can DEFINITELY have a few cocktails and drive home and be TOTALLY good to go
Thursday December 13, 2007 6:33 sexy rexy
6:33
[Comment From the generalthe general: ] 
Hey, could you guys do me a favor? I'm trying to make the drink "General's Juice" happen. Absolut Pear and Pineapple. Have everybody order it and tell the barter it's called General's Juice. I need a drink named after me.
Thursday December 13, 2007 6:33 the general
6:33
[Comment From Jubilation T. CornballJubilation T. Cornball: ] 
Mr. Poe works...
Thursday December 13, 2007 6:33 Jubilation T. Cornball
6:33
For the man.
Thursday December 13, 2007 6:33 
6:34
Apparently Tim Keck has taken a brief break from rolling around in his pile of money to come down off the mount and visit Moe bar.
Thursday December 13, 2007 6:34 
6:34
[Comment From Dan SavageDan Savage: ] 
Mr. Poe is an asshole. But assholes are good things, Mr. Poe. Be proud.
Thursday December 13, 2007 6:34 Dan Savage
6:34
[Comment From pissy mcslogbotpissy mcslogbot: ] 
"Haven't you ever wanted to meet any of the people on Slog? " no, not really. whats the point of meeting those douchenozzles?
Thursday December 13, 2007 6:34 pissy mcslogbot
6:34
Douchenozzle is the name of my band.
Thursday December 13, 2007 6:34 
6:35
[Comment From Dan SavageDan Savage: ] 
That's *my* pile of money. Tim just visits it.
Thursday December 13, 2007 6:35 Dan Savage
6:35
[Comment From Dance FeverDance Fever: ] 
Hey Savage - How's the ketchup emergency?
Thursday December 13, 2007 6:35 Dance Fever
6:36
[Comment From Jubilation T. CornballJubilation T. Cornball: ] 
So Jonah, of all the people there, who most resembles, onomonopieacly, a "slog?"
Thursday December 13, 2007 6:36 Jubilation T. Cornball
6:36
OOOh, good quesiton jubilation. Hold that thought.
Thursday December 13, 2007 6:36 
6:36
[Comment From Michigan MattMichigan Matt: ] 
Too bad I'm, um, in Michigan. Someone drink some bourbon for me!
Thursday December 13, 2007 6:36 Michigan Matt
6:36
I'm going to need about 12 beers to get out of here in one piece.
Thursday December 13, 2007 6:36 
6:36
There really are an insane number of people here and, surprisingly, people are getting along and appear to be having fun.

Thursday December 13, 2007 6:36 
6:37
I'm interviewing zander.
Thursday December 13, 2007 6:37 
6:37
Icame to see if Fnarf is a real person.
Thursday December 13, 2007 6:37 
6:37
-says Zander
Thursday December 13, 2007 6:37 
6:37
"I'm hoping for the Will in Seattle/Fnarf smackdown"

Thursday December 13, 2007 6:37 
6:37
"I think Fnarf by reason alone, would win"

Thursday December 13, 2007 6:37 
6:38
"I really hate long posts"
Thursday December 13, 2007 6:38 
6:38
take note, Josh.
Thursday December 13, 2007 6:38 
6:39
[Comment From tsmtsm: ] 
I'm truly honored, sexy rexy, but I'm afraid duty calls me elsewhere. I hope to be there next time, ready to start fistfights and all.
Thursday December 13, 2007 6:39 tsm
6:39
[Comment From PackrattPackratt: ] 
So... Did any angry uniformed people stop by and ask if I was there?
Thursday December 13, 2007 6:39 Packratt
6:39
[Comment From pissy mcslogbotpissy mcslogbot: ] 
slog is like greasy sausuge, I dont want to know whats in it, nor who its been in. douchenozzle just rolls off the tounge.
Thursday December 13, 2007 6:39 pissy mcslogbot
6:39
[Comment From Jubilation T. CornballJubilation T. Cornball: ] 
When are you all going out and putting ball bearings in the SLUT tracks?
Thursday December 13, 2007 6:39 Jubilation T. Cornball
6:39
[Comment From Dan SavageDan Savage: ] 
Shit. It's 6:37. I've got to leave Liberty now, cross the street, buy some ketchup at Walgreens, and then RUN home. See you, douchenozzles!
Thursday December 13, 2007 6:39 Dan Savage
6:39
YOU WENT TO LIBERTY???? FOR SHAME!!!
Thursday December 13, 2007 6:39 
6:39
"What? I thought he was busy?" -Mr Poe, who is crying again
Thursday December 13, 2007 6:39 
6:40
[Comment From PackrattPackratt: ] 
...everyone wants to put their balls on the slut.
Thursday December 13, 2007 6:40 Packratt
6:41
"I'd imagine it'd be somebody who's really, really lazy, someone who doesn't take care of themself." Mr. Poe on what a Slogger looks like.
Thursday December 13, 2007 6:41 
6:41
Will in Seattle is in the house. My table is giving a play by play
Thursday December 13, 2007 6:41 
6:41
[Comment From the generalthe general: ] 
who knew Mr. Poe was such a sensitive flower?
Thursday December 13, 2007 6:41 the general
6:41
He's the sensitivest
Thursday December 13, 2007 6:41 
6:42
"Where's Carolina, or whatever, I told her not to bring her dog" -Mr Poe
Thursday December 13, 2007 6:42 
6:42
Greg's here to "put places to names"

Thursday December 13, 2007 6:42 
6:42
"I'm waiting for opportunities to take embarrasing pictures."
Thursday December 13, 2007 6:42 
6:42
Mr. Poe wants you all to know he loves each and every one of you
Thursday December 13, 2007 6:42 
6:43
And again, with the crying
Thursday December 13, 2007 6:43 
6:43
Mr. Poe drinks Guinness
Thursday December 13, 2007 6:43 
6:43
[Comment From Dan SavageDan Savage: ] 
Hey, Liberty is ON THE WAY HOME. I had one drink, now dashing. Couldn't have made it from Moe's to HQ in ten. Bye!
Thursday December 13, 2007 6:43 Dan Savage
6:43
[Comment From Jubilation T. CornballJubilation T. Cornball: ] 
Christ, I have to be at Monsoon in 45 minutes. I have to eat early these days cuz acid reflux is killing me...
Thursday December 13, 2007 6:43 Jubilation T. Cornball
6:43
[Comment From critical massholecritical masshole: ] 
are there any stinky bikers?
Thursday December 13, 2007 6:43 critical masshole
6:43
Only Jonathan Golob, but he rides a bike-bike
Thursday December 13, 2007 6:43 
6:44
Bye dan
Thursday December 13, 2007 6:44 
6:44
Mr. Poe claims he's an alcoholic, but I've only seen him have 15 drinks, so who knows
Thursday December 13, 2007 6:44 
6:45
Greg lives in Jackson Park where there is apparently "fuck all" going on
Thursday December 13, 2007 6:45 
6:45
[Comment From JulieJulie: ] 
A friend of mine has developed a hand signal for the word douchenozzle. She's trying to get it to replace flicking people off. Basically, you just stick your index finger in the air, and make a circle with it, flicking your wrist. Tough to describe, but really funny when people don't know what the hell you've just done...
Thursday December 13, 2007 6:45 Julie
6:45
I don't have a way to upload pictures to my computer, so everyone stop asking.
Thursday December 13, 2007 6:45 
6:45
If you want to see what it looks like, come the fuck down here.
Thursday December 13, 2007 6:45 
6:46
"So, mr poe, which of the republican candidates are you lusting after today?" Will in Seattle to Poe
Thursday December 13, 2007 6:46 
6:46
"Mitt Romney"
Thursday December 13, 2007 6:46 
6:46
"I like men who look really straight. goes golfing, has kids as old as I am.. They've got to be clean. Grey hair's a plus
Thursday December 13, 2007 6:46 
6:46
"

Thursday December 13, 2007 6:46 
6:46
Mr. Poe regrets everything he just said.
Thursday December 13, 2007 6:46 
6:47
[Comment From Jubilation T. CornballJubilation T. Cornball: ] 
Jonah, have fun, and same to the Sloggers at Moe. Don't forget to pick the "I Look Like a Slog!" prizewinner. Gotta run and get ready for dinner. It's going to take me at least 20 minutes to decide between Paul Smith and Issey Miyake.
Thursday December 13, 2007 6:47 Jubilation T. Cornball
6:47
Greg is having a jubelale and Poe is going the opposite from Guiness and having a Heiniken.
Thursday December 13, 2007 6:47 
6:47
"Just get me a cheap beer."
Thursday December 13, 2007 6:47 
6:47
"Everything is 2 dollars"
Thursday December 13, 2007 6:47 
6:48
Mr Poe doesn't like Mannys or Mac and Jacks
Thursday December 13, 2007 6:48 
6:48
"I do not want a microbrew"- Poe
Thursday December 13, 2007 6:48 
6:48
[Comment From toasterhedgehogtoasterhedgehog: ] 
Hello to all the forums people that are no doubt disguising their true identities. Turns out work was all worky tonight.
Thursday December 13, 2007 6:48 toasterhedgehog
6:48
There's now an argument going on over whether or not Mac and Jacks is a "straight" beer.
Thursday December 13, 2007 6:48 
6:49
[Comment From BethBeth: ] 
Jonah: Sam Machjkshdjksjvech is on his way. He wanted me to tell you this. (He thinks he's special, like people.)
Thursday December 13, 2007 6:49 Beth
6:49
He is special, if only for his special last name. That, and he gets paid to play video games. Fucker.
Thursday December 13, 2007 6:49 
6:49
[Comment From sexy rexysexy rexy: ] 
d00d get some of the regulars to disclose some of their sock puppets.
Thursday December 13, 2007 6:49 sexy rexy
6:49
What should I ask the sloggers
Thursday December 13, 2007 6:49 
6:50
Original Monique's most embarasssing Slog moment: She flamed someone because she misread their comment and "was a total ass hat"
Thursday December 13, 2007 6:50 
6:50
OM is 26, and Comte told her she's a "veritable child".Ari says Comte spits when he talks
Thursday December 13, 2007 6:50 
6:50
[Comment From -B--B-: ] 
I only drink Mac and Jack when In Seattle at the Eagle
Thursday December 13, 2007 6:50 -B-
6:50
[Comment From sexy rexysexy rexy: ] 
take a vote: how many sloggers thing ecce is really dan savage? i vote "yes"
Thursday December 13, 2007 6:50 sexy rexy
6:51
No one believes Dan is Ecce. "Some people are just pissy bitches."

Thursday December 13, 2007 6:51 
6:51
Apparently Terry may be Ecce though.
Thursday December 13, 2007 6:51 
6:51
[Comment From pissy mcslogbotpissy mcslogbot: ] 
mac n jacks is bi..total fencesitter. heard it from the source, mac n jacks is code for swinging both ways.
Thursday December 13, 2007 6:51 pissy mcslogbot
6:52
I don't know, Rexy. BTW, how's the game going? My back is to the TV
Thursday December 13, 2007 6:52 
6:52
Jesus. Football Thursdays has turned into Liveslog thursdays. Greg and Comte wore the same leather jacket to the bar. I wonder if they called each other and planned that.
Thursday December 13, 2007 6:52 
6:53
Greg has built the "perfect Belltown condo" out of some weird cards.
Thursday December 13, 2007 6:53 
6:53
It has a bar below it.
Thursday December 13, 2007 6:53 
6:54
"It's worth noting that 'Float On' came on and the private intern started dancing. How do you take a picture of a song?" -The deepest thing Christopher Frizzelle has ever said.
Thursday December 13, 2007 6:54 
6:54
"It's annoying me that Jonah was entrusted with spreading lies." Frizzy again
Thursday December 13, 2007 6:54 
6:54
[Comment From -B--B-: ] 
if Dan had an alter ego it would not be another bitch it would be a nice guy "Dan Pleasant"
Thursday December 13, 2007 6:54 -B-
6:55
[Comment From sexy rexysexy rexy: ] 
10-6 houston -- the guy i'm playing in ff this week has cutler, so i'm loving it
Thursday December 13, 2007 6:55 sexy rexy
6:55
How the fuck is Houston winning?
Thursday December 13, 2007 6:55 
6:55
[Comment From tabletop_joetabletop_joe: ] 
I work near Moe, but I didn't think that I comment enough to show up. Are there any Slog-readers there who aren't as high profile as... erm... others?
Thursday December 13, 2007 6:55 tabletop_joe
6:55
[Comment From pissy mcslogbotpissy mcslogbot: ] 
"It has a bar below it." and little crack dealers out front.
Thursday December 13, 2007 6:55 pissy mcslogbot
6:55
It does have little crack dealers.
Thursday December 13, 2007 6:55 
6:56
Yes. There are definitely some low-key commenters. Don't be afraid. It's not any different from going to a bar on a Thursday, except you kind of sort of know some people here.

Thursday December 13, 2007 6:56 
6:56
"Moe is too skinny."
Thursday December 13, 2007 6:56 
6:56
Comte is telling me I'm evil. I think he's anti-semetic
Thursday December 13, 2007 6:56 
6:56
yes. It's spelled wrong.
Thursday December 13, 2007 6:56 
6:56
I can't edit this and I've had 4 giant beers
Thursday December 13, 2007 6:56 
6:57
Ari is making excuses for Josh Feit not being here. He really just went home to read Spider-Man comics
Thursday December 13, 2007 6:57 
6:57
[Comment From sexy rexysexy rexy: ] 
...giant beers? are you talking like 1L personal pitcher size?
Thursday December 13, 2007 6:57 sexy rexy
6:58
No, they're actually long skinny Peroni's. They're probably normal size, but when I have the opportunity, I do like to drink straight out of the pitcher. I'm actually wearing a hoodie with a picture of me drinking out of a vase.
Thursday December 13, 2007 6:58 
6:58
It's a great conversation starter,
Thursday December 13, 2007 6:58 
6:59
The Stranger Forums people showed up. They're in their own little club on the other side of the room. They're from Arlington and Tacoma. "They're really nice" says Amy Kate
Thursday December 13, 2007 6:59 
6:59
"Don't say that," says Amy Kate.
Thursday December 13, 2007 6:59 
6:59
One of them is, apparently, in the Navy.
Thursday December 13, 2007 6:59 
6:59
I wonder if he sailed the seven seas.
Thursday December 13, 2007 6:59 
7:00
Mr. Poe has a doppelganger and he's coming over for an interview. I'm going to pit them against eachother
Thursday December 13, 2007 7:00 
7:00
[Comment From tabletop_joetabletop_joe: ] 
The Stranger has forums? Why?
Thursday December 13, 2007 7:00 tabletop_joe
7:00
Poe is correcting my typing and grammar. and spelling.
Thursday December 13, 2007 7:00 
7:01
There's a dog running around in the bar. It's a good thing ECB isnt' here.
Thursday December 13, 2007 7:01 
7:01
[Comment From sexy rexysexy rexy: ] 
HAHAH. the lunch cafeterization has begun. a few more beers and it'll turn into thanksgiving with the extended family!!
Thursday December 13, 2007 7:01 sexy rexy
7:01
[Comment From it's mark mitchellit's mark mitchell: ] 
I am a dick for not being there.
Thursday December 13, 2007 7:01 it's mark mitchell
7:01
[Comment From -B--B-: ] 
Stranger forums People? Sounds like an odd looking bunch.
Thursday December 13, 2007 7:01 -B-
7:01
The forum people are coming over.
Thursday December 13, 2007 7:01 
7:01
[Comment From pissy mcslogbotpissy mcslogbot: ] 
ohhh forums, the little beaten stepchild, we all love to molest when slog is wonky...
Thursday December 13, 2007 7:01 pissy mcslogbot
7:01
"Where's that waitress, I need more beer" Poe.
Thursday December 13, 2007 7:01 
7:02
[Comment From toasterhedgehogtoasterhedgehog: ] 
One of the forums people destroyed Megatron by the way. The forums people are very nice. I miss them. And they are very odd.
Thursday December 13, 2007 7:02 toasterhedgehog
7:02
Megatron? Like Optimus's arch-nemesis?
Thursday December 13, 2007 7:02 
7:03
I'm talking to forum people
Thursday December 13, 2007 7:03 
7:03
They don't read slog so they only read the forums
Thursday December 13, 2007 7:03 
7:03
The navy guy  has in fact sailed the seven seas
Thursday December 13, 2007 7:03 
7:04
I'm talking to monkey fist
Thursday December 13, 2007 7:04 
7:04
He has not fisted a monkey. He had to give it up for lent
Thursday December 13, 2007 7:04 
7:04
They came from Arlington and Tacoma
Thursday December 13, 2007 7:04 
7:05
Dongdaemun is here too. He thinks the Slog people are nice. He's wrong.
Thursday December 13, 2007 7:05 
7:05
Poe is crying again
Thursday December 13, 2007 7:05 
7:05
"the only other time I see people in a bar with name tags is at 'hurry date'"
Thursday December 13, 2007 7:05 
7:06
"Jonathan Golob and Fnarf are loud" -Greg
Thursday December 13, 2007 7:06 
7:06
[Comment From tabletop_joetabletop_joe: ] 
"Poe's doppleganger" Sock Puppetry!
Thursday December 13, 2007 7:06 tabletop_joe
7:06
[Comment From sexy rexysexy rexy: ] 
shshshshhhh!! nobody tell them sloggers think they're weird!
Thursday December 13, 2007 7:06 sexy rexy
7:06
[Comment From left coastleft coast: ] 
Is Grandy in the house?
Thursday December 13, 2007 7:06 left coast
7:06
[Comment From toasterhedgehogtoasterhedgehog: ] 
yup. I just found that out myself.
Thursday December 13, 2007 7:06 toasterhedgehog
7:06
[Comment From catalina vel-duraycatalina vel-duray: ] 
There's a dog there? I would have stayed if I knew a dog was coming!
Thursday December 13, 2007 7:06 catalina vel-duray
7:06
[Comment From left coastleft coast: ] 
Can we have a poll on Lost in Translation? Does anyone at the bar get it?
Thursday December 13, 2007 7:06 left coast
7:06
[Comment From left coastleft coast: ] 
You said that already, you must actually be drinking
Thursday December 13, 2007 7:06 left coast
7:06
[Comment From -B--B-: ] 
I only Slog and never read the forums.
Thursday December 13, 2007 7:06 -B-
7:06
I am drinking. Heavily.
Thursday December 13, 2007 7:06 
7:06
I don't know if Grandy is here. It's really dark
Thursday December 13, 2007 7:06 
7:07
OK. It's 7, I'm tired and I want to go home and have a sandwich.
Thursday December 13, 2007 7:07 
7:07
Poe is complaining about the service.
Thursday December 13, 2007 7:07 
7:07
"Ms. Fnarf is a saint"  -Greg
Thursday December 13, 2007 7:07 
7:08
[Comment From toasterhedgehogtoasterhedgehog: ] 
Could someone tell Dongdaemon and Monkeyfist that Toasterhedgehog says Hi.
Thursday December 13, 2007 7:08 toasterhedgehog
7:08
If the opportunity arises, yes.
Thursday December 13, 2007 7:08 
7:08
[Comment From -B--B-: ] 
I had soup, that is drinking
Thursday December 13, 2007 7:08 -B-
7:08
Is it beer soup? I'd like to swim in a nice big bowl of beer soup right about now.
Thursday December 13, 2007 7:08 
7:08
[Comment From left coastleft coast: ] 
how are you reading the name tags? only the slog people have name tags? was that dan's idea?
Thursday December 13, 2007 7:08 left coast
7:09
I can't read the name tags. It's dark and hot. Like birth.
Thursday December 13, 2007 7:09 
7:09
[Comment From left coastleft coast: ] 
if anything arising? what's the glamor level at?
Thursday December 13, 2007 7:09 left coast
7:09
no.
Thursday December 13, 2007 7:09 
7:09
[Comment From huhmanhuhman: ] 
what is this?
Thursday December 13, 2007 7:09 huhman
7:09
What is you?
Thursday December 13, 2007 7:09 
7:09
I think Original Monique just threatened to impregnate Mr. Poe.
Thursday December 13, 2007 7:09 
7:09

"My seed is really strong" she says.
Thursday December 13, 2007 7:09 
7:10
now they're arguing about who hates shots more..
Thursday December 13, 2007 7:10 
7:10
Mr. Poe just humped my leg. I'm NOT KIDDING
Thursday December 13, 2007 7:10 
7:11
"that's not humping, that's rubbing."  -Poe

Thursday December 13, 2007 7:11 
7:11
[Comment From sexy rexysexy rexy: ] 
someone needs to go home with a law grad tonight. or the night will have been an utter waste.
Thursday December 13, 2007 7:11 sexy rexy
7:11
[Comment From JohnnieJohnnie: ] 
Sometimes slog just isn't slog worthy This is probably one of those times
Thursday December 13, 2007 7:11 Johnnie
7:11
Johnnie, I know how you feel.
Thursday December 13, 2007 7:11 
7:11
[Comment From sexy rexysexy rexy: ] 
17-6 houston
Thursday December 13, 2007 7:11 sexy rexy
7:11
WTF???
Thursday December 13, 2007 7:11 
7:11
[Comment From left coastleft coast: ] 
i don't understand how someone could organize a party and then not show up on some ketchup excuse
Thursday December 13, 2007 7:11 left coast
7:11
[Comment From toasterhedgehogtoasterhedgehog: ] 
Some may be eschewing the nametags out of fear of ridicule and violence. Such fears are unfounded. Right?
Thursday December 13, 2007 7:11 toasterhedgehog
7:12
I'd just liek to point out that the Mac store allegedly just fixed my 2 month old Macbook, and it's already fucking up.
Thursday December 13, 2007 7:12 
7:13
Original Monique made a house of cards for Charles Mudede. It's square and "not multicultural enough"
Thursday December 13, 2007 7:13 
7:13
[Comment From left coastleft coast: ] 
it's not assault if you're iinto it
Thursday December 13, 2007 7:13 left coast
7:14
Original Monique is arguing with Sam ASfMSEGSovich about Bioshock vs Viva Pinata
Thursday December 13, 2007 7:14 
7:14
"You raise a garden of pinatas and you make them hump"
Thursday December 13, 2007 7:14 
7:14
-OM
Thursday December 13, 2007 7:14 
7:15
Is the phrase "Jihottie" funny? Ari wants to know.
Thursday December 13, 2007 7:15 
7:15
Is the term "Jihottie" funny?
Yes
 ( 25% )
No
 ( 75% )

Thursday December 13, 2007 7:15 
7:15
[Comment From sexy rexysexy rexy: ] 
OMFG you can't even compare the two games.
Thursday December 13, 2007 7:15 sexy rexy
7:16
[Comment From left coastleft coast: ] 
Last comment was pertaining to the Poe rubdown. Test out the law students, just ask what the precedent was from Hawkins v. McGee
Thursday December 13, 2007 7:16 left coast
7:16
[Comment From -B--B-: ] 
Drink More Beer! PLEASE!
Thursday December 13, 2007 7:16 -B-
7:17
"I think I succeded in boring Jonathan Golob"-Greg, who's talking about the viaduct's foundations.
Thursday December 13, 2007 7:17 
7:17
[Comment From -B--B-: ] 
I said "No" but not sure why.
Thursday December 13, 2007 7:17 -B-
7:17
[Comment From ChrisChris: ] 
The piñatas dance, they don't hump. :P
Thursday December 13, 2007 7:17 Chris
7:17
"groot says 'hi'"

Thursday December 13, 2007 7:17 
7:18
"getting a beer is just ridiculous, this is out of control" O.M.
Thursday December 13, 2007 7:18 
7:18
Mr. Poe is crawling under the table and I'm about to get divorced
Thursday December 13, 2007 7:18 
7:18
"did you like that as much as I did" -Poe
Thursday December 13, 2007 7:18 
7:18
[Comment From left coastleft coast: ] 
Is Megan willing to buy me a drink and tell me how Wham saved her life?
Thursday December 13, 2007 7:18 left coast
7:19
Megan isn't here, I don't think She doesn't drink cuz she's straight edge. Although she does do heroin. A lot.
Thursday December 13, 2007 7:19 
7:19
[Comment From -B--B-: ] 
Is there music playing where you are?? How many people are with you?
Thursday December 13, 2007 7:19 -B-
7:19
There is music, I don't know what it is.
Thursday December 13, 2007 7:19 
7:20
Ari is sitting on some girl's lap. The madness has begun
Thursday December 13, 2007 7:20 
7:20
Alright, I'm staying until I finish my beer. Then I'm going to get sushi.
Thursday December 13, 2007 7:20 
7:21
This has been a wonderful night. I hope to see you all next time. In a month. by then, the sores will have healed.
Thursday December 13, 2007 7:21 
7:21
No, seriously though, thanks for coming out tonight folks. Slog wouldn't be the same--for better, or worse--without you.
Thursday December 13, 2007 7:21 
7:22
This is Jonah Spangenthal-Lee, signing off.
Thursday December 13, 2007 7:22 
7:22
Poe is STILL crying.
Thursday December 13, 2007 7:22 
7:22
[Comment From -B--B-: ] 
well I have to go fix my mirror ball I made. Then check TV out
Thursday December 13, 2007 7:22 -B-
7:22
[Comment From sexy rexysexy rexy: ] 
laterz
Thursday December 13, 2007 7:22 sexy rexy
7:23
Ari is sitting next to me and bringing me beers so that I may bring you the latest news from the GREATEST PARTY EVAH!!!!!!!
Thursday December 13, 2007 7:23 
7:23
[Comment From left coastleft coast: ] 
watch out seattl, the scooter is hittting the hill
Thursday December 13, 2007 7:23 left coast
7:24
Alright. Later folks. See you all next month. Same Slog time, same Slog channel.
Thursday December 13, 2007 7:24 
7:33
I keep trying to load pictures but it keeps freezing my Firefox.  I'll post some pics tomorrow on Slog.  Thanks everyone.  Peace out y'all, as the kids say.
Thursday December 13, 2007 7:33 
7:33
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