SbB Liveblog: Cavaliers @ Wizards, Game 3

(04/24/2008)

7:49

Tuffy:

The compromised intelligence of Washington has seen fit to outfit its fans in all white in "White Out" night in Chocolate City. Certainly, the "White Hole" Oleksiy Pecherov is equal to the task. Whether the Wiz can make a contest of this series and avoid a sweeping at the regal, uncalloused hands of Queen James is another matter entirely.

Thursday April 24, 2008 7:49 Tuffy

7:54

Tuffy:

Fellow KSKer Unsilent Majority alerts me to the fact that Soulja Boy is on hand at the Verizon Center. So good news! Unsilent gets a free bedsheet this evening!

Thursday April 24, 2008 7:54 Tuffy

8:05

Tuffy:

Another update from Unsilent are Barkley engages in turrible blather -- Bruce Pearl is sitting next to Soulja Boy. WORLDS COLLIDE! WILL ERIN ANDREWS GET SUPERMAN'D?

Thursday April 24, 2008 8:05 Tuffy

8:06

Tuffy:

Gil gets the starting nod tonight, having earned it not playing particularly well in most of Game 1 and Game 2.

Thursday April 24, 2008 8:06 Tuffy

8:13

Tuffy:

Things getting chippy already as Haywood gets shoved after a foul by ilgauskas, which somehow gets a Double T

Thursday April 24, 2008 8:13 Tuffy

8:17

Christmas Ape:

With the score knotted at 10, Ben Wallace picks up his second by flooring Jamison following a rebound.

Thursday April 24, 2008 8:17 Christmas Ape

8:18

Tuffy:

Not me! Name thief!

Thursday April 24, 2008 8:18 Tuffy

8:18

Christmas Ape:

I don't have to an honest journalist any. more.

Thursday April 24, 2008 8:18 Christmas Ape

8:21

Christmas Ape:

Watching this on TNT over the local feed robs me of the wild shrieking of Steve Buckhantz.

Thursday April 24, 2008 8:21 Christmas Ape

8:21

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8:21

Tuffy:

I see the smoke has cleared. I assume it was Abe's idea to let Afroman sing the National Anthem.

Thursday April 24, 2008 8:21 Tuffy

8:22

Christmas Ape:

I would have sang the second verse, but I got high...

Thursday April 24, 2008 8:22 Christmas Ape

8:23

[Comment From BrooksBrooks: ]

I hope Steve does the bran thing every morning, 'else he's probably gone through a few jockey value packs this season.

Thursday April 24, 2008 8:23 Brooks

8:23

Tuffy:

Thursday April 24, 2008 8:23 Tuffy

8:24

Tuffy:

whee.

Thursday April 24, 2008 8:24 Tuffy

8:24

Brooks:

I'm REALLY rooting for a Jay-Z appearance. He has to be there tonight.

Thursday April 24, 2008 8:24 Brooks

8:25

Tuffy:

Does he blow kisses at LeBron or is it tampering unless Beyoncé does it?

Thursday April 24, 2008 8:25 Tuffy

8:25

Tuffy:

Man, no respect for the 'Hawk.

Thursday April 24, 2008 8:25 Tuffy

8:25

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8:26

Christmas Ape:

Blatche is acting like he's in Thomas Circle

Thursday April 24, 2008 8:26 Christmas Ape

8:29

Christmas Ape:

Replays sponsored by the Air Force! It's like I haven't left Northern Virginia at all!

Thursday April 24, 2008 8:29 Christmas Ape

8:31

Christmas Ape:

Unsilent checks in with more star watching: Jay-Z isn't there, but local boy Kevin Durant is.

Thursday April 24, 2008 8:31 Christmas Ape

8:32

Tuffy:

Did Songolia forget to wipe his face after his pre-game peanut butter sandwich?

Thursday April 24, 2008 8:32 Tuffy

8:33

Christmas Ape:

In former Soviet republic peanut butter sandwich cut crust off of you

Thursday April 24, 2008 8:33 Christmas Ape

8:34

Christmas Ape:

Closing moments of the first, James abusing Songalia for an And 1. Wiz lead 21-17.

Thursday April 24, 2008 8:34 Christmas Ape

8:37

[Comment From JasonJason: ]

Cavs keep clanking their shots

Thursday April 24, 2008 8:37 Jason

8:38

Tuffy:

Ape? Aaaaape.

Thursday April 24, 2008 8:38 Tuffy

8:38

[Comment From PETEPETE: ]

thanks jason but this isn't espn.com commenting section

Thursday April 24, 2008 8:38 PETE

8:38

Tuffy:

You know how we can tell, PETE? No mood meter on Jason.

Thursday April 24, 2008 8:38 Tuffy

8:39

Tuffy:

Though we might staple one to him.

Thursday April 24, 2008 8:39 Tuffy

8:39

Tuffy:

Ape has lost control of himself and thrown his feces at his Internet connection.

Thursday April 24, 2008 8:39 Tuffy

8:39

Tuffy:

I will gamely pick up from here until he returns.

Thursday April 24, 2008 8:39 Tuffy

8:40

[Comment From PETEPETE: ]

yea his mood meter reads "obvious"

Thursday April 24, 2008 8:40 PETE

8:40

Tuffy:

LeBron James is good. He should play more.

Thursday April 24, 2008 8:40 Tuffy

8:40

Tuffy:

Ack! Contagious!

Thursday April 24, 2008 8:40 Tuffy

8:41

Christmas Ape:

Hey, Roger Mason went to the high school, ugh, two towns over.

Thursday April 24, 2008 8:41 Christmas Ape

8:42

Christmas Ape:

These teams are not fond of making shots.

Thursday April 24, 2008 8:42 Christmas Ape

8:42

Tuffy:

See what happens when you take the Bullets out of Washington?

Thursday April 24, 2008 8:42 Tuffy

8:42

Tuffy:

You get Barney Fife Ball.

Thursday April 24, 2008 8:42 Tuffy

8:43

Christmas Ape:

They live on through The Clash's track "Washington Bullets," which has nothing to do with the basketball team of the same name.

Thursday April 24, 2008 8:43 Christmas Ape

8:44

Tuffy:

Like Celine Dion's "My Heart Will Go On", which has nothing to do with music.

Thursday April 24, 2008 8:44 Tuffy

8:45

Christmas Ape:

I love this Foot Locker commercial because it creates the illusion that anyone that works there cares about anything. He's in the stock room, but not cursing your name

Thursday April 24, 2008 8:45 Christmas Ape

8:47

Tuffy:

Man, nothing like getting Haywood the ball about 24 feet out. Give him room to work down.

Thursday April 24, 2008 8:47 Tuffy

8:47

Tuffy:

24 minute clock, right?

Thursday April 24, 2008 8:47 Tuffy

8:48

Christmas Ape:

Brenda needs room to vamp

Thursday April 24, 2008 8:48 Christmas Ape

8:48

Tuffy:

He thinks your pass is FAAAAAAAABULOUS!

Thursday April 24, 2008 8:48 Tuffy

8:48

Christmas Ape:

I prefer fabuloth

Thursday April 24, 2008 8:48 Christmas Ape

8:49

Christmas Ape:

This is like a Spurs game without good defense

Thursday April 24, 2008 8:49 Christmas Ape

8:49

Tuffy:

It's the Devin Brown factor.

Thursday April 24, 2008 8:49 Tuffy

8:50

Tuffy:

Or the Max Factor.

Thursday April 24, 2008 8:50 Tuffy

8:51

Jason:

Or the Fear Factor

Thursday April 24, 2008 8:51 Jason

8:52

Tuffy:

Fear the Jump Shot.

Thursday April 24, 2008 8:52 Tuffy

8:53

Tuffy:

Dear Eastern Conference Suckfest:

Thursday April 24, 2008 8:53 Tuffy

8:53

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8:53

Christmas Ape:

Fear of Fear (1975)

Thursday April 24, 2008 8:53 Christmas Ape

8:53

Tuffy:

thanks.

Thursday April 24, 2008 8:53 Tuffy

8:54

Christmas Ape:

It's a turnover spectacularrrrrr

Thursday April 24, 2008 8:54 Christmas Ape

8:54

Tuffy:

Oh, none for me, thanks. They go right to my hips.

Thursday April 24, 2008 8:54 Tuffy

8:54

Tuffy:

Unlike these passes.

Thursday April 24, 2008 8:54 Tuffy

8:55

Christmas Ape:

Caron Butler hits a jumper to give the Wizards their largest lead 34-22

Thursday April 24, 2008 8:55 Christmas Ape

8:56

Jason:

They're not saying "boo", they're saying "LeBroooooooooooon"

Thursday April 24, 2008 8:56 Jason

8:56

Tuffy:

This game... she's gone from suck to blow!

Thursday April 24, 2008 8:56 Tuffy

8:56

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8:58

Christmas Ape:

Bill Engvall Show is to the NBA Playoffs what the Frank Caliendo Show was to the MLB Playoffs

Thursday April 24, 2008 8:58 Christmas Ape

8:58

Jason:

"What the matter, Colonel Sanders...chicken???"

Thursday April 24, 2008 8:58 Jason

8:58

Tuffy:

Varaejo == Byrnes.

Thursday April 24, 2008 8:58 Tuffy

8:59

Christmas Ape:

Arenas definitely hasn't lost the passing touch

Thursday April 24, 2008 8:59 Christmas Ape

9:00

Tuffy:

What the hell? Did someone challenge Phillip Glass to compose a piece using only basketballs clanking off rims, LeBron James' ass hitting the floor, and "Cotton-Eyed Joe"?

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:00 Tuffy

9:01

Christmas Ape:

Haywood and Ilgauskas trade jump shots in some weird alternate universe that is now

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:01 Christmas Ape

9:01

Tuffy:

Neat shot! Nifty foul! Neato peachy keen high-low!

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:01 Tuffy

9:01

Tuffy:

Ack! GIL!

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:01 Tuffy

9:02

Christmas Ape:

Ruh roh - Arenas limps to the locker room to write his own live blog of the game. Stop cutting into our traffic, Gil!

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:02 Christmas Ape

9:02

Tuffy:

I bet he's giving away shoes. He knows we're not giving away shoes.

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:02 Tuffy

9:02

Tuffy:

Maybe the ones off his feet since he's not using them.

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:02 Tuffy

9:03

Tuffy:

Dear Abe, Please don't give your fans white flags to wave. Thanks, Tuffy.

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:03 Tuffy

9:03

Christmas Ape:

The "White Out" rout is on as the Wiz lead jumps to 45-29. Les Boulez may actually win a playoff game.

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:03 Christmas Ape

9:04

[Comment From BeauBeau: ]

I just want everyone to know my displeasure in hearing that Favre in the new Madden Cover boy :@

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:04 Beau

9:04

Christmas Ape:

I believe in retiree rights, buddy!

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:04 Christmas Ape

9:05

Christmas Ape:

Seriously, Peter King will find you.

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:05 Christmas Ape

9:05

[Comment From BeauBeau: ]

My god, I'd rather have Jon Kitna on the cover, Pac Man Jones..anyone! Please reconsider John!

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:05 Beau

9:05

Tuffy:

Especially if you live near a Starbucks.

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:05 Tuffy

9:05

Beau:

Kind hard for Peter King to find me when him and Madden are in the Favre household in Mississippi

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:05 Beau

9:05

Christmas Ape:

jon Kitna wuld not appear without Jesus

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:05 Christmas Ape

9:06

Christmas Ape:

*would

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:06 Christmas Ape

9:06

Beau:

Do you suppose Brett gives them their own little ranch for them to live on?

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:06 Beau

9:06

Tuffy:

Ranch dressing, ifyouknowwhatImean.

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:06 Tuffy

9:06

[Comment From WizLionWizLion: ]

LET'S GO WIZARDS!!!!

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:06 WizLion

9:06

Tuffy:

Yes, indeed. Let us go, Wizards. Let us go.

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:06 Tuffy

9:06

Beau:

And after a hard days work chopping trees down, Brett comes back to Favre manor to find a greased up John Madden and Peter King running the grill

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:06 Beau

9:07

Christmas Ape:

Are there lions in the District? Is that allowed? Not just the ones on the Taft Bridge?

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:07 Christmas Ape

9:07

Tuffy:

Yes, they're next to the cougars and bears.

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:07 Tuffy

9:07

Beau:

Oh yes, one more thing for me to bitch about if I may...I HATE JIM ROME :)

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:07 Beau

9:08

Christmas Ape:

Caron has tough juiced his way to 12 points in the final minute of the first

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:08 Christmas Ape

9:08

Tuffy:

Mike Fratello lives to make me feel old.

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:08 Tuffy

9:09

Beau:

He still looks the same from way back when Mark Price was lighting it up

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:09 Beau

9:09

Beau:

What the hell happened to him..Mark Price..the king of the 3 ball

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:09 Beau

9:09

Tuffy:

He opened a botique shop that specialized in baby clothes for triplets just outside Cleveland.

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:09 Tuffy

9:10

Tuffy:

It closed in a year.

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:10 Tuffy

9:10

Beau:

damn..even with Shawn Kemp shopping there?

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:10 Beau

9:10

Christmas Ape:

And the Cavs haven't quiet found their touch there and Brendan Haywood can't hear weel enough to tell you why, Wiz up 49-33 at half.

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:10 Christmas Ape

9:11

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Thursday April 24, 2008 9:11

9:11

Tuffy:

Halftime! Smoke 'em if you got 'em.

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:11 Tuffy

9:12

Christmas Ape:

Sprite promotes head-first dives into the basketball court

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:12 Christmas Ape

9:12

Tuffy:

Spokesman: T.J. Ford.

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:12 Tuffy

9:12

Beau:

Lets chat about the NFL draft during this dreadful halftime analysis from Ernie and Barkley

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:12 Beau

9:13

Tuffy:

Okay

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:13 Tuffy

9:14

Tuffy:

Uhm

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:14 Tuffy

9:14

Tuffy:

The Ladies will be here this weekend to liveblog the draft. I hear they're bringing their own beefcake

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:14 Tuffy

9:14

[Comment From JasonJason: ]

Hope they replay Kenny Smith's car jump attempt

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:14 Jason

9:14

[Comment From melmel: ]

hey guys

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:14 mel

9:14

[Comment From melmel: ]

hello

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:14 mel

9:15

Tuffy:

ALLO

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:15 Tuffy

9:15

Christmas Ape:

Me! Here at last!

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:15 Christmas Ape

9:15

Tuffy:

You!

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:15 Tuffy

9:15

Jason:

Them!

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:15 Jason

9:15

Christmas Ape:

Thy!

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:15 Christmas Ape

9:15

Jason:

Thus!

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:15 Jason

9:15

Christmas Ape:

...Thou!

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:15 Christmas Ape

9:15

Jason:

There seems to be some audio problems Inside The NBA

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:15 Jason

9:16

Jason:

Couldn't hear Charles Barkley - which might be a good thing

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:16 Jason

9:16

Jason:

I personally find him quite amusing

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:16 Jason

9:16

Beau:

did you see Kobe cracking up last night when they showed the Kenny Smith car jump..it was hilarious

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:16 Beau

9:16

Christmas Ape:

BAHAHA YOU ARE SUCH A RASCAL DWAYNE WADE! YOU SHOW THAT BARKLEY!

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:16 Christmas Ape

9:17

Jason:

That was a damn funny clip

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:17 Jason

9:17

Beau:

and I'm pretty sure that Ernie is a lil pedo

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:17 Beau

9:17

Beau:

he has that classic pedo smile.

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:17 Beau

9:18	Michael Phelps is a... douche ( 20% ) douchebag ( 0% ) feminine hygeine product ( 40% ) Douchie LaDoucherson III ( 40% ) Thursday April 24, 2008 9:18

9:19

Beau:

http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-b6uN7SUio

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:19 Beau

9:19

Beau:

I encourage you to watch this 4 minute clip and prepare to laugh your ass off...

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:19 Beau

9:20

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Thursday April 24, 2008 9:20

9:20

Tuffy:

I never tire of that.

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:20 Tuffy

9:20

Beau:

lol

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:20 Beau

9:20

BamBam:

Was that Brooks golfing?

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:20 BamBam

9:20

Tuffy:

It was Tiger Woods impersonating... this.

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:20 Tuffy

9:21

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Thursday April 24, 2008 9:21

9:21

Beau:

LOL

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:21 Beau

9:21

BamBam:

Was that Barkley?

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:21 BamBam

9:21

Tuffy:

Yes. Yes, it was. Couldn't you tell by the "Wide Load" sticker on the bottom of his shorts?

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:21 Tuffy

9:22

BamBam:

My vision ain't so good.

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:22 BamBam

9:22

Jason:

That was turrible.

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:22 Jason

9:22

BamBam:

Who do you have tonight.... Utah or Houston?

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:22 BamBam

9:22

Beau:

Utah!

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:22 Beau

9:22

Beau:

I predict a Kiralinko sighting!

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:22 Beau

9:22

BamBam:

I hope they hold Houston under 100 so that everybody gets free fries at Carl's Jr.

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:22 BamBam

9:23

Christmas Ape:

Why must you bash on michael phelps so? don't you know he and jared allen commit half the country's duis so other people don't have to?

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:23 Christmas Ape

9:23

Beau:

lol..I'm a Vikings fan..I hope he's done with his DUI's!

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:23 Beau

9:23

BamBam:

Methinks the Vikes got hosed.

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:23 BamBam

9:24

Beau:

go figure..we always get hosed.

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:24 Beau

9:24

BamBam:

Not when you signed Hutch.

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:24 BamBam

9:24

Beau:

eh good point..but when he got rid of Culpepper and Moss

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:24 Beau

9:24

BamBam:

Sorry, I meant "Futch". That is the name I gave him that has stuck with Seahawks fans.

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:24 BamBam

9:24

BamBam:

Of which I sadly am one.

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:24 BamBam

9:24

Beau:

Maurice Morris for MVP?

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:24 Beau

9:25

BamBam:

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:25 BamBam

9:25

Tuffy:

Morris the Cat for MVP.

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:25 Tuffy

9:25

BamBam:

Maurice Morris for MVP of the Arena League maybe.

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:25 BamBam

9:25

BamBam:

Only if he learns how to tackle though.

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:25 BamBam

9:25

Beau:

I forgot you guys have Julius now

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:25 Beau

9:25

BamBam:

Julius is the only guy I know who dances around more in the backfield than Alexander did.

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:25 BamBam

9:26

Beau:

if worse comes to worse you can always digout your Kitna Seahawks jersey and wear it proud!

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:26 Beau

9:26

BamBam:

I don't have one. I do have an autographed Kitna mini helmet, and seriously.... a Rick Mirer jersey.

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:26 BamBam

9:27

Beau:

woo! Rick Mirer...hmm..I don't know if I can name 5 QB's worse than Rick Mirer

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:27 Beau

9:27

BamBam:

I can, and they were all Seahawks.

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:27 BamBam

9:27

Tuffy:

... seriously? "Slam"?

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:27 Tuffy

9:27

Christmas Ape:

nice. Oynx! First royalties they've gotten in years

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:27 Christmas Ape

9:28

Tuffy:

Could the boys be men in the second half?

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:28 Tuffy

9:28

Christmas Ape:

Only if you let them be boys and SLAM

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:28 Christmas Ape

9:28

BamBam:

Here we go: 5- Jeff Kemp. 4- Gail Gilbert. 3- David Greene. 2- Kelly Stouffer. and #1 of all time: DAN MCGWIRE.

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:28 BamBam

9:29

BamBam:

Rick Mirer looked like Johnny F'ing Unitas compared to those clowns.

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:29 BamBam

9:29

Beau:

lol! YANKESS up 3-0 Woo!

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:29 Beau

9:29

Beau:

Yankees^

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:29 Beau

9:29

Beau:

Spurgeon Wynn for worst QB of all time

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:29 Beau

9:30

BamBam:

I'd say that Ryan Leaf was pretty bad.

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:30 BamBam

9:30

Tuffy:

Henry Burris.

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:30 Tuffy

9:30

Beau:

Quincy Carter

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:30 Beau

9:30

BamBam:

Mark Malone was godawful.

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:30 BamBam

9:30

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Thursday April 24, 2008 9:30

9:30

Tuffy:

Sorry, kids. Gil's out.

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:30 Tuffy

9:30

Beau:

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:30 Beau

9:30

Christmas Ape:

Billie Joe Tolliver?

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:30 Christmas Ape

9:30

BamBam:

Tolliver was horrible.

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:30 BamBam

9:30

Beau:

Shawn Salisbury Steak

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:30 Beau

9:31

BamBam:

Neil O'Donnell in the Superbowl was as bad as I've ever seen.

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:31 BamBam

9:31

BamBam:

Larry Brown should have been mailing him half of his Raiders paycheck.

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:31 BamBam

9:31

[Comment From t smyteet smytee: ]

BABA BOOEY

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:31 t smytee

9:31

Tuffy:

Billie Jo?

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:31 Tuffy

9:31

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Thursday April 24, 2008 9:31

9:31

BamBam:

Tuffy should change his name to "Google Master"

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:31 BamBam

9:31

Christmas Ape:

Baba Booey was a horrible Q

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:31 Christmas Ape

9:31

[Comment From DevineDevine: ]

Dave Brown, QB, Duke. Giants fans remember him for making Browning Neagle look like the fucking meast.

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:31 Devine

9:32

Beau:

Bad would be Brett Favre against the Rams in the NFC Divisional Playoffs back in 2000

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:32 Beau

9:32

BamBam:

I was trying to think of Dave Brown. I just kept thinking "Crappy QB from Duke.... what was his name?!"

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:32 BamBam

9:32

Tuffy:

My Google-fu is the best.

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:32 Tuffy

9:32

BamBam:

You've got some serious Google-Fu Ninja Skillz

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:32 BamBam

9:32

Christmas Ape:

Aaaand this game isn't getting any prettier.

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:32 Christmas Ape

9:33

BamBam:

Who is here on the east coast and is actually staying awake for Utah-Houston?

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:33 BamBam

9:33

Tuffy:

Kind of like Kathy Griffin.

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:33 Tuffy

9:33

Beau:

midwest here..i am

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:33 Beau

9:33

BamBam:

I don't even think I can stay awake, and I'm in Utah.

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:33 BamBam

9:33

Tuffy:

... no pic. I like you all too much.

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:33 Tuffy

9:33

BamBam:

Kathy Griffin is a dawg

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:33 BamBam

9:34

Beau:

I gotta stay awake to see B-Favre on Letterman tonight...see him and the gap toothed wonder shoot the shit

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:34 Beau

9:34

[Comment From DevineDevine: ]

I'm going to try, Bam Bam. But the odds shrink as I continue to imbibe.

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:34 Devine

9:34

Christmas Ape:

So you're not enjoying her new Today Show gig, I gather?

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:34 Christmas Ape

9:34

Beau:

wrong Kathy

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:34 Beau

9:34

BamBam:

Speaking of Today Show.... I asked if you were appearing on it yesterday Christmas Ape because I didn't see you here.

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:34 BamBam

9:34

Beau:

Kathy Lee Gifford

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:34 Beau

9:34

BamBam:

I figured with all of your "mainstream press" that it seemed like a natural fit.

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:34 BamBam

9:35

Brooks:

god i would LOVE to see the wiz pull out this series. lebron is becoming insufferable.

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:35 Brooks

9:35

Christmas Ape:

I'm waiting by the phone.

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:35 Christmas Ape

9:35

Devine:

"Delonny West" ... man, Stockton just wants everyone to be white, doesn't he?

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:35 Devine

9:35

Christmas Ape:

Matt Lauer doesn't return my mail.

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:35 Christmas Ape

9:35

BamBam:

There was a good article about you on Sportsline. I was suprised... as it is the first good article I've ever seen there.

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:35 BamBam

9:36

BamBam:

Brooks, I am not disagreeing.... but what do you find so insufferable about Lebron specifically? Let's compare notes.

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:36 BamBam

9:36

Christmas Ape:

Yeah, Clay Travis did a good job with that one.

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:36 Christmas Ape

9:36

BamBam:

I like Clay. Doyel bothers me.

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:36 BamBam

9:37

Brooks:

he's just not a good guy. supreme arrogance. and he has no resume. it'd be one thing if he had 2-3 rings, then he can talk all he wants.

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:37 Brooks

9:37

BamBam:

Ding Ding

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:37 BamBam

9:37

BamBam:

I concur.

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:37 BamBam

9:37

Brooks:

i love arenas. now he seems like a relatively down to earth dude. lebron thinks he's above everyone.

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:37 Brooks

9:38

Devine:

Respectfully, Brooks, I think you might be the only guy ever who called Agent Zero a "down to earth dude."

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:38 Devine

9:38

Brooks:

and then theres deshawn stevenson. haha.

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:38 Brooks

9:38

BamBam:

Lebron reminds me a lot of Garnett when he came into the league. One of the first things I ever heard Garnett say was that if he doesn't already know you, he doesn't want to talk to you, because he is above the rest of the world now.

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:38 BamBam

9:38

Beau:

then I guess I should ask..who wins in a fight..LaBron or CHUCK NORRIS!

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:38 Beau

9:38

Christmas Ape:

DeShawn can't feel his face as he hits a three to put the Wiz up 63-38

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:38 Christmas Ape

9:38

BamBam:

Nobody beats Chuck Norris. NOBODY.

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:38 BamBam

9:39

Devine:

DeShawn thinks facial nerve endings are overrated. /dead horse

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:39 Devine

9:39

Brooks:

well arenas seems like a guy who you could actually talk to if you bumped into him in at the olympic gardens in vegas. lebron's handlers would hustle you away.

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:39 Brooks

9:39

BamBam:

Speaking of bad guys...DeShawn is right up there. Or as we called him in Utah... DeRapist.

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:39 BamBam

9:39

Christmas Ape:

but he's got a beezy beard!

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:39 Christmas Ape

9:40

[Comment From BrrattBrratt: ]

Chuck Norris vs. Mike Ditka?

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:40 Brratt

9:40

BamBam:

The coolest NBA Player I ever met was Antoine Carr. He was a real class dude. He would talk to anybody and everybody and just blended in as much as an 8 foot tall black guy in Utah can.

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:40 BamBam

9:40

Brooks:

arenas down to earth in the context of lebron. obviously he's breathing rarefied air! just ask his agent!

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:40 Brooks

9:40

BamBam:

Norris beats Ditka.

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:40 BamBam

9:41

BamBam:

I wonder how much I'd have to pay Norris to beat Clay Bennett.

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:41 BamBam

9:41

Brooks:

still waiting for the stockton just for men live read.

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:41 Brooks

9:41

BamBam:

I didn't know Stockton was still alive.

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:41 BamBam

9:41

Christmas Ape:

Gary Busey beats Norris

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:41 Christmas Ape

9:41

BamBam:

He looks about 2 quarts low at all times.

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:41 BamBam

9:41

BamBam:

Gary Busey feels no pain.

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:41 BamBam

9:41

Beau:

Stockton is actually a milk truck driver in Wisconsin...

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:41 Beau

9:42

Devine:

Arguably the worst "live wired"-esque segment of all time, courtesy of Eddie Jordan.

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:42 Devine

9:42

BamBam:

Some of those Joe Torre Mic'ed up segments were legendary.

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:42 BamBam

9:42

Brooks:

he needed some of karl's tackling dummies.

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:42 Brooks

9:42

BamBam:

"Ahhhhem. Cluck cluck cluck. Whose left on the bench?"

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:42 BamBam

9:42

Christmas Ape:

DeShawn was waiting until Game 3 to hit all his shots for the series

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:42 Christmas Ape

9:43

BamBam:

Big Z looks like Dave Attell got put into a taffy puller.

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:43 BamBam

9:43

Brooks:

ilgauskas makes me miss matt geiger.

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:43 Brooks

9:43

Devine:

Man, Boobie Gibson -- that was fun while it lasted, huh? Welcome to the rest of your career, friend. You've got Bimbo Coles written all over you.

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:43 Devine

9:43

[Comment From Sec7Sec7: ]

so long Magic

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:43 Sec7

9:44

BamBam:

Bimbo Coles? OUCH. Dropping the Bimbo reference. That's worth bonus points.

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:44 BamBam

9:44

Beau:

how much does the organist get paid at these games?

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:44 Beau

9:44

BamBam:

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:44 BamBam

9:44

BamBam:

2 MUCH

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:44 BamBam

9:44

Devine:

Beau: Not nearly enough.

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:44 Devine

9:44

Devine:

OOH!

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:44 Devine

9:44

Devine:

Comment fight!

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:44 Devine

9:44

BamBam:

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:44 BamBam

9:44

Beau:

lol

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:44 Beau

9:44

Brooks:

robin ficker sighting. oops, that was to catch a predator.

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:44 Brooks

9:44

Christmas Ape:

It's piped in crowd noise!

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:44 Christmas Ape

9:45

BamBam:

Robin Ficker. Haha.

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:45 BamBam

9:45

Beau:

they should really pipe in other random noises.

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:45 Beau

9:45

BamBam:

I think I saw Ahmad do a Ficker segment once.

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:45 BamBam

9:45

Beau:

Sex sounds...Birds...Air Raid Sirens

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:45 Beau

9:45

Christmas Ape:

I talked to Robin Ficker on the phone two weeks ago. He's the only Republican in Montgomery County.

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:45 Christmas Ape

9:45

Brooks:

they'll consult the colts for the piped-in stuff.

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:45 Brooks

9:45

BamBam:

Blenders making smoothies

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:45 BamBam

9:46

Beau:

random abortion clinic chatter

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:46 Beau

9:46

BamBam:

My beloved Seahawks supposedly pump in noise too.

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:46 BamBam

9:46

Christmas Ape:

"so..you know the father?"

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:46 Christmas Ape

9:46

BamBam:

I don't buy it. The people are just loud.

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:46 BamBam

9:46

Brooks:

What about? Doing a piece on him? Or moonlighting as a collection agent for Sprint?

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:46 Brooks

9:46

Devine:

Fifth-graders whose substitute teacher just can't get control.

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:46 Devine

9:46

Beau:

lol

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:46 Beau

9:46

BamBam:

I teach Fourth Grade Devine. I will record my class tomorrow and post it up.

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:46 BamBam

9:46

Christmas Ape:

He ran for county executive one year

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:46 Christmas Ape

9:46

Beau:

It looks like it's his third leg..ouch

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:46 Beau

9:47

BamBam:

You'll hear a lot of "Hey, are we going to play kickball or what?!

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:47 BamBam

9:47

BamBam:

What was his platform Ape?

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:47 BamBam

9:47

Devine:

BamBam: Not if you're staying up for Utah/Houston, you don't. Them kids is gonna learn about the mind-numbing, edges-rounding beauty of the pick and roll.

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:47 Devine

9:47

Brooks:

Maryland? Republican? Oof.

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:47 Brooks

9:47

Beau:

uhh...its playoff basketball

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:47 Beau

9:47

Beau:

Jamison with some great comments..

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:47 Beau

9:47

Christmas Ape:

Yeah - snowball's chance in hell

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:47 Christmas Ape

9:48

BamBam:

I have a few students going to the game. They said they weren't coming to school tomorrow. I said "Good, because I hate all of you little turds anyway."

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:48 BamBam

9:48

Christmas Ape:

Jamison: "There gone be skrimps after the game?"

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:48 Christmas Ape

9:48

Brooks:

Well at least he's got his good looks to fall back on.

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:48 Brooks

9:48

Brooks:

Nice of the Cavs to show up.

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:48 Brooks

9:48

BamBam:

I thought that I heard Robin Ficker changed his name to John Clayton and went to work for the WWL.

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:48 BamBam

9:49

Devine:

72-45 Wiz ... can a team that got roundly fucked up in Games 1 and 2 really go up 30-plus? It seems right in terms of the match-up, but wrong cosmically.

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:49 Devine

9:49

Beau:

now time for the timeout entertainment..we've got some Verizon Center SLUTS to give away...

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:49 Beau

9:49

BamBam:

Walking Tall... tomorrow at 8/7c. Be there!

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:49 BamBam

9:49

Christmas Ape:

No road team shall bother to try

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:49 Christmas Ape

9:50

Beau:

Section 250 Row B Seat 30 you've got yourself a STD infected whore...come on down and get your prize!

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:50 Beau

9:50

BamBam:

I'm surprised the NBA hasn't gone to a best of 13 for the first round and only play once a week.

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:50 BamBam

9:50

Christmas Ape:

Whoa, whoa, whoa, not so fast, buster

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:50 Christmas Ape

9:50

Beau:

do you guys have this tomato commerical on!

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:50 Beau

9:50

Christmas Ape:

Once a week?

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:50 Christmas Ape

9:51

Christmas Ape:

whew

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:51 Christmas Ape

9:51

[Comment From yoyomayoyoma: ]

102-86 toro

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:51 yoyoma

9:51

Devine:

"Escape to Chimp Eden"? To borrow a phrase from a man far greater than I, "Fuck and yes."

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:51 Devine

9:51

BamBam:

It sounds like a David Stern plan. What I do is pull the lamest idea out of my ass that I can think of, and go with it. That seems to be what he does and it made him a millionaire.

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:51 BamBam

9:51

Christmas Ape:

Update from Canadia

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:51 Christmas Ape

9:51

Devine:

@ Yoyo: Your cello shit is the bomb! And Skeets currently has cream in his jeans!

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:51 Devine

9:51

BamBam:

TBS needs to run a few more of their show promos. I can't get enough of them!

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:51 BamBam

9:52

Christmas Ape:

Who is The Closer? I. Am. Intrigued.

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:52 Christmas Ape

9:52

[Comment From yoyomayoyoma: ]

habs 3-3 OT

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:52 yoyoma

9:53

Christmas Ape:

More Canadia news

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:53 Christmas Ape

9:53

Devine:

[Comment From yoyoma]

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:53 Devine

9:53

Devine:

Arcade Fire post new single

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:53 Devine

9:53

Christmas Ape:

still steal your basketball

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:53 Christmas Ape

9:53

Christmas Ape:

I prefer Broken Social Scene

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:53 Christmas Ape

9:54

[Comment From yoyomayoyoma: ]

yanks in rain delay

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:54 yoyoma

9:54

BamBam:

You know who has a rough life? NBA Players.

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:54 BamBam

9:54

Christmas Ape:

STAY ABOVE THE BORDER!

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:54 Christmas Ape

9:54

Devine:

We don't need all this information! We need more jokes! Abort! Abort!

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:54 Devine

9:54

Beau:

they should give the Cavs a chance to come back..like LaBron vs. Agent Zero in a game of connect 4!

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:54 Beau

9:54

Beau:

winner gets 25 automatic points

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:54 Beau

9:54

BamBam:

Ok, here's a joke. So a guy hears a light knock at his door.

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:54 BamBam

9:54

Christmas Ape:

Pretty sneaky sis!

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:54 Christmas Ape

9:55

BamBam:

He walks over and wonders why they didn't ring the bell. He opens the door and looks out and nobody is there.

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:55 BamBam

9:55

BamBam:

He looks down and sees a snail on the porch. He picks it up and throws it across the street.

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:55 BamBam

9:55

BamBam:

Five years later the guy hears a knock at his door.

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:55 BamBam

9:55

Christmas Ape:

HE SAY "WOT THAT SOUND!"

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:55 Christmas Ape

9:55

BamBam:

He walks over to answer it and nobody is there. He looks down. The snail looks up and goes, "What in the hell was that all about?"

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:55 BamBam

9:56

Devine:

[Comment From yoyoma]

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:56 Devine

9:56

Devine:

snail was from thunder bay

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:56 Devine

9:56

BamBam:

If he was from Thunder Bay he would have said, "What in the hell was that all aboot, eh?"

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:56 BamBam

9:56

Christmas Ape:

Arenas full of smirre of bench

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:56 Christmas Ape

9:57

Devine:

Ah, you've bested me again.

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:57 Devine

9:57

Beau:

now entering the game..Dick Cheney

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:57 Beau

9:57

[Comment From doodoodoodoo: ]

doodoo

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:57 doodoo

9:57

BamBam:

The man can shoot.

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:57 BamBam

9:57

Christmas Ape:

I said "doodoo!"

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:57 Christmas Ape

9:58

[Comment From yoyomayoyoma: ]

108-94., UNDER!!

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:58 yoyoma

9:58

Christmas Ape:

[Comment from yoyoma]

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:58 Christmas Ape

9:58

[Image]

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Thursday April 24, 2008 9:58

9:58

Tuffy:

uhm

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:58 Tuffy

9:58

[Comment From BeauBeau: ]

OVERRATED!

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:58 Beau

9:58

[Comment From yoyomayoyoma: ]

UNDER PLAYERS SWEEP IT.

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:58 yoyoma

9:58

Tuffy:

That's an unfortunate camera angle.

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:58 Tuffy

9:59

BamBam:

Muahahahaha.

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:59 BamBam

9:59

Beau:

Can they just end the game now?

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:59 Beau

9:59

Beau:

OVERRATED!

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:59 Beau

9:59

Beau:

OVERRATED!

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:59 Beau

9:59

BamBam:

Are you just grabbing screen shots off of your computer Tuffy?

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:59 BamBam

9:59

Beau:

OVERRATE!

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:59 Beau

9:59

Christmas Ape:

More overrated chants! More!

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:59 Christmas Ape

9:59

Tuffy:

I am. I am the man.

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:59 Tuffy

9:59

Beau:

OVERRATED!

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:59 Beau

9:59

Beau:

WOOO!

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:59 Beau

9:59

BamBam:

That's pretty cool.

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:59 BamBam

9:59

[Comment From doodoodoodoo: ]

what happened in this game

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:59 doodoo

9:59

Christmas Ape:

MY NAME IS DO

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:59 Christmas Ape

9:59

BamBam:

I've got a slingbox here if you ever want to watch local Utah news. I am sure you can grab all kinds of stuff from that.

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:59 BamBam

9:59

Beau:

We got some good ol fashioned Tornados heading in my direction!

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:59 Beau

9:59

Devine:

Skeets and Tas will either be super stoked for tomorrow's TBJ, or we won't have one.

Thursday April 24, 2008 9:59 Devine

10:00

Christmas Ape:

DOODOO

Thursday April 24, 2008 10:00 Christmas Ape

10:00

BamBam:

A Dadada

Thursday April 24, 2008 10:00 BamBam

10:01

Christmas Ape:

This etrade commercial definitely has Dan Steinberg in it

Thursday April 24, 2008 10:01 Christmas Ape

10:01

[Comment From Billy BarooBilly Baroo: ]

will the Cavs get 70?

Thursday April 24, 2008 10:01 Billy Baroo

10:01

[Comment From yoyomayoyoma: ]

raptors have starters in with 1:30 to go up 17., must have bet the over (205)

Thursday April 24, 2008 10:01 yoyoma

10:02

[Comment From yoyomayoyoma: ]

108-94., UNDER!!

Thursday April 24, 2008 10:02 yoyoma

10:02

Brooks:

Billy Billy Billy BillyBilly BillyBilly BillyBilly BillyBilly BillyBilly BillyBilly BillyBilly Billy!

Thursday April 24, 2008 10:02 Brooks

10:02

Beau:

bunch of lesbians playing soccer

Thursday April 24, 2008 10:02 Beau

10:02

Christmas Ape:

we're emptying the comment folder while the game is lop-sided

Thursday April 24, 2008 10:02 Christmas Ape

10:02

[Comment From Billy BarooBilly Baroo: ]

Why is Vioet Palmer still in the league?

Thursday April 24, 2008 10:02 Billy Baroo

10:02

[Comment From Billy BarooBilly Baroo: ]

The novelty of a woman ref has worn off hasn't it

Thursday April 24, 2008 10:02 Billy Baroo

10:03

Brooks:

They dumped one of them.

Thursday April 24, 2008 10:03 Brooks

10:03

Devine:

Because you still can't spell her name properly, William.

Thursday April 24, 2008 10:03 Devine

10:03

Christmas Ape:

Eddie Jordan, still a bad interview

Thursday April 24, 2008 10:03 Christmas Ape

10:03

Brooks:

I think Violet is the last one left.

Thursday April 24, 2008 10:03 Brooks

10:03

[Comment From Billy BarooBilly Baroo: ]

yEAH WHO WAS THE OTHER ONE?

Thursday April 24, 2008 10:03 Billy Baroo

10:03

BamBam:

How can they call Lebron the next Michael Jordan? Everybody knows that title was already taken by Pete Myers.

Thursday April 24, 2008 10:03 BamBam

10:04

Devine:

Songaila, phenomenally rocking the high black socks/white sneaks combo ... somewhere, Kirk Hinrich is tipping a tall boy as he strikes out at the batting cages.

Thursday April 24, 2008 10:04 Devine

10:04

Beau:

I need to hit up the shower and shave this grizzly adams beard I got growing..talk to you guys in a lil bit!

Thursday April 24, 2008 10:04 Beau

10:04

Brooks:

Can't remember...why is Lebron playing? Should he be in limo to the 40/40 club with Jay-Z by now?

Thursday April 24, 2008 10:04 Brooks

10:04

Devine:

Playoff beard, Beau. Playoff beard.

Thursday April 24, 2008 10:04 Devine

10:05

Beau:

LOL

Thursday April 24, 2008 10:05 Beau

10:05

Beau:

I'm not shaving till the Milwaukee Bucks win a championship!

Thursday April 24, 2008 10:05 Beau

10:06

Devine:

A friend of mine lives about two blocks away from where the Brooklyn stadium is being built ... he's broke, a teacher in Harlem, and I'm trying as hard as I can to con him into not moving and buying seasons.

Thursday April 24, 2008 10:06 Devine

10:06

Brooks:

The crowd looks like a Moonie wedding. Maybe it was a promo for the WashTimes.

Thursday April 24, 2008 10:06 Brooks

10:06

Christmas Ape:

Rev. Moon is sitting with Soulja Boy

Thursday April 24, 2008 10:06 Christmas Ape

10:07

Brooks:

I'm just relieve that they have two supreme entertainers like Dick and Mike to get us through this blowout. Or was that Don and Mike?

Thursday April 24, 2008 10:07 Brooks

10:07

Devine:

Man, Common really threw himself into Varejao there.

Thursday April 24, 2008 10:07 Devine

10:07

[Comment From Billy BarooBilly Baroo: ]

whatever. anything's better than mike and mike

Thursday April 24, 2008 10:07 Billy Baroo

10:08

Tuffy:

Hey, can he play during Passover? Is that allowed?

Thursday April 24, 2008 10:08 Tuffy

10:08

Brooks:

True.

Thursday April 24, 2008 10:08 Brooks

10:08

BamBam:

Brooks, are you doing radio in Miami?

Thursday April 24, 2008 10:08 BamBam

10:08

Tuffy:

Common threw himself into Varejao like he was Serena.

Thursday April 24, 2008 10:08 Tuffy

10:08

Brooks:

no.

Thursday April 24, 2008 10:08 Brooks

10:08

BamBam:

Depressing.

Thursday April 24, 2008 10:08 BamBam

10:09

Devine:

The clothes say Aneras. But the ass says Oooooooh.

Thursday April 24, 2008 10:09 Devine

10:09

Brooks:

yeah Miami radio is depressing.

Thursday April 24, 2008 10:09 Brooks

10:09

BamBam:

Come take David Locke's place in Salt Lake City... PLEASE.

Thursday April 24, 2008 10:09 BamBam

10:10

Brooks:

If only Macy's had a bin out front, then Serena would be set.

Thursday April 24, 2008 10:10 Brooks

10:12

Christmas Ape:

Colin Powell, even more light-skin than Eddie Jordan somehow

Thursday April 24, 2008 10:12 Christmas Ape

10:12

Devine:

Ilgauskas, fresh off watching his tour de force performance in "Higher Learning," picks up the foul.

Thursday April 24, 2008 10:12 Devine

10:13

Christmas Ape:

DeShawn is padding the stats like a champ

Thursday April 24, 2008 10:13 Christmas Ape

10:13

BamBam:

The NBA is all about the numbas.

Thursday April 24, 2008 10:13 BamBam

10:14

Devine:

Man, some home cookin' really makes you forget how fucking abysmal you looked in the first 96 minutes, huh?

Thursday April 24, 2008 10:14 Devine

10:14

Christmas Ape:

OVERRATED!

Thursday April 24, 2008 10:14 Christmas Ape

10:14

Devine:

ovuhraytedd

Thursday April 24, 2008 10:14 Devine

10:14

BamBam:

Thanks to Stockton for clarifying.

Thursday April 24, 2008 10:14 BamBam

10:15

Christmas Ape:

CORRECTLY ASSESSED BY GENERAL CONSENSUS

Thursday April 24, 2008 10:15 Christmas Ape

10:15

BamBam:

I thought they were saying "overheated"

Thursday April 24, 2008 10:15 BamBam

10:15

Devine:

STOCKTON HAD NO IDEA WHO THAT WAS!

Thursday April 24, 2008 10:15 Devine

10:15

BamBam:

I assumed they were discussing a 63 Bug trying to cross Donner Pass.

Thursday April 24, 2008 10:15 BamBam

10:15

Devine:

Absolutely fantastic.

Thursday April 24, 2008 10:15 Devine

10:15

Brooks:

that was a great last possession by lebron. dribble around for 22 seconds and heave a 35 footer.

Thursday April 24, 2008 10:15 Brooks

10:15

Devine:

"And coming in ... is number 27 ..."

Thursday April 24, 2008 10:15 Devine

10:16

BamBam:

I think we should make a new NBA that is just a series of one-on-one games.

Thursday April 24, 2008 10:16 BamBam

10:16

Christmas Ape:

This is the most white in D.C. since Reconstruction.

Thursday April 24, 2008 10:16 Christmas Ape

10:16

BamBam:

Kobe vs. Lebron in the title game.

Thursday April 24, 2008 10:16 BamBam

10:16

Brooks:

whiteout? that's stockton's lettuce before his weekly treatments.

Thursday April 24, 2008 10:16 Brooks

10:16

BamBam:

Weekly?

Thursday April 24, 2008 10:16 BamBam

10:16

BamBam:

Hourly. The guy is like Mr. Burns.

Thursday April 24, 2008 10:16 BamBam

10:16

[Comment From Billy BarooBilly Baroo: ]

Hey D-Steve: Banging 14 year olds is overrated

Thursday April 24, 2008 10:16 Billy Baroo

10:17

Brooks:

yeah, he's got his touch up back at the Westin.

Thursday April 24, 2008 10:17 Brooks

10:17

Christmas Ape:

i disagree

Thursday April 24, 2008 10:17 Christmas Ape

10:18

BamBam:

I think any ref that blows a whistle at this point should be forced to eat Lebron's sneaker.

Thursday April 24, 2008 10:18 BamBam

10:18

Devine:

Ah, 14? I thought she was 36. Come on, guys, tell me you wouldn't have popped her.

Thursday April 24, 2008 10:18 Devine

10:19

BamBam:

Brooks, have you done any podcasting? I think it would be a smooth addition to the site.

Thursday April 24, 2008 10:19 BamBam

10:20

Brooks:

if i had something to say i would.

Thursday April 24, 2008 10:20 Brooks

10:20

BamBam:

ahh come on. The Tuffy call in show would be the best

Thursday April 24, 2008 10:20 BamBam

10:21

Christmas Ape:

A XmasApe discreditathon!

Thursday April 24, 2008 10:21 Christmas Ape

10:22

Brooks:

oh, dc celebs!

Thursday April 24, 2008 10:22 Brooks

10:22

Devine:

Fratello with the burn!

Thursday April 24, 2008 10:22 Devine

10:22

Christmas Ape:

Where's Tim Russert? Come on, ruddyface!

Thursday April 24, 2008 10:22 Christmas Ape

10:23

BamBam:

Other shows: Christmas Ape Power Hour. Jason's Nation. Cooking with Sussman.

Thursday April 24, 2008 10:23 BamBam

10:23

Devine:

To be fair, Fratello doesn't respect any rappers not aligned with the No Profanity Hip Hop Appreciation Tour.

Thursday April 24, 2008 10:23 Devine

10:24

BamBam:

Kickin' It with Monday Morning Punter

Thursday April 24, 2008 10:24 BamBam

10:24

BamBam:

Think of the possibilities.

Thursday April 24, 2008 10:24 BamBam

10:25

Christmas Ape:

/processing

Thursday April 24, 2008 10:25 Christmas Ape

10:25

Christmas Ape:

Hopefully some Capitols fans hung around to throw stuff at the Cavs

Thursday April 24, 2008 10:25 Christmas Ape

10:27

[Comment From Billy BarooBilly Baroo: ]

Wow Vin Scully just called Orlando Hudson "The O-Dog"! I didn't know he was so hip

Thursday April 24, 2008 10:27 Billy Baroo

10:27

BamBam:

Vin is down

Thursday April 24, 2008 10:27 BamBam

10:28

Christmas Ape:

1977...feels just like a day before I was born

Thursday April 24, 2008 10:28 Christmas Ape

10:28

Devine:

As a longtime KSK lurker, forever uncertain of whether he had anything dick-joke-funny enough to comment, I say that "Kickin' It with Punte" would be a goddamn phenomenal addition to the podcast tomes.

Thursday April 24, 2008 10:28 Devine

10:29

Devine:

I also lost track of my narrator somewhere in there ... damned drinking.

Thursday April 24, 2008 10:29 Devine

10:29

BamBam:

Haha

Thursday April 24, 2008 10:29 BamBam

10:29

Christmas Ape:

Someone Photoshopped a Punte soccer jersey for him

Thursday April 24, 2008 10:29 Christmas Ape

10:29

BamBam:

Kickin it with Punte. That's good.

Thursday April 24, 2008 10:29 BamBam

10:29

Christmas Ape:

He should be married in it

Thursday April 24, 2008 10:29 Christmas Ape

10:29

Devine:

Oh, damn, he's straight?

Thursday April 24, 2008 10:29 Devine

10:30

Devine:

I mean.

Thursday April 24, 2008 10:30 Devine

10:30

Devine:

What?

Thursday April 24, 2008 10:30 Devine

10:30

Christmas Ape:

Not unless you're a hedgehog

Thursday April 24, 2008 10:30 Christmas Ape

10:30

Devine:

I love "The Bill Engvall Show."

Thursday April 24, 2008 10:30 Devine

10:30

BamBam:

That makes one of us.

Thursday April 24, 2008 10:30 BamBam

10:31

Devine:

Well, then, clearly you hate Amer'ca. This here's God country, y'hear?

Thursday April 24, 2008 10:31 Devine

10:31

BamBam:

Is there a dumber name in sports than Utah Jazz?

Thursday April 24, 2008 10:31 BamBam

10:31

Christmas Ape:

I think every show should be "The Bill Engvall Show."

Thursday April 24, 2008 10:31 Christmas Ape

10:31

Brooks:

It's probably actually the most entertaining.

Thursday April 24, 2008 10:31 Brooks

10:31

Christmas Ape:

Utah Freestyle Rap

Thursday April 24, 2008 10:31 Christmas Ape

10:31

BamBam:

I've never actually seen Bill Engvall.

Thursday April 24, 2008 10:31 BamBam

10:31

Devine:

Utah Merimbe Jam

Thursday April 24, 2008 10:31 Devine

10:31

BamBam:

I swore off TBS after I got roped into watching Caliendo.

Thursday April 24, 2008 10:31 BamBam

10:32

Christmas Ape:

Utah First Sugarcubes Album

Thursday April 24, 2008 10:32 Christmas Ape

10:32

[Comment From GuestGuest: ]

Why not Utah Ska? At least it rhymes

Thursday April 24, 2008 10:32 Guest

10:32

[Comment From larcezlarcez: ]

wizards in 6

Thursday April 24, 2008 10:32 larcez

10:32

[Comment From GuestGuest: ]

Hey if TBS says it's very funny who am I to argue?

Thursday April 24, 2008 10:32 Guest

10:32

Devine:

Guest, your rhymes is tight.

Thursday April 24, 2008 10:32 Devine

10:33

BamBam:

There's one good thing about me being here.... at least I can be "token sober guy".

Thursday April 24, 2008 10:33 BamBam

10:33

Brooks:

Boy it's going to be a wild night at the Hawk and Dove tonight!

Thursday April 24, 2008 10:33 Brooks

10:33

BamBam:

Although I did drink two Apple Beers tonight.

Thursday April 24, 2008 10:33 BamBam

10:33

Christmas Ape:

The Steelers bar I go to is next door to the Hawk and Dove

Thursday April 24, 2008 10:33 Christmas Ape

10:35

Christmas Ape:

C'mon Cavs! Get 70! Reach that unreachable star!

Thursday April 24, 2008 10:35 Christmas Ape

10:35

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Thursday April 24, 2008 10:35

10:35

BamBam:

BamBam needs a new car. What is the SBB top recommended pick?

Thursday April 24, 2008 10:35 BamBam

10:35

Devine:

"What a performance tonight by the Wizards ... not to lose to a team that completely goddamn fucking ruined their evening."

Thursday April 24, 2008 10:35 Devine

10:35

Brooks:

postgame tonight. and three fingers of cutty.

Thursday April 24, 2008 10:35 Brooks

10:36

Devine:

Are we staying up for the West Coast game, or is this a wrap?

Thursday April 24, 2008 10:36 Devine

10:36

Christmas Ape:

ees a wrap

Thursday April 24, 2008 10:36 Christmas Ape

10:36

BamBam:

booooooo

Thursday April 24, 2008 10:36 BamBam

10:36

Brooks:

its a wrap. we'll be back tomorrow night. no vs. dallas.

Thursday April 24, 2008 10:36 Brooks

10:36

Christmas Ape:

wrap it up, B

Thursday April 24, 2008 10:36 Christmas Ape

10:36

Devine:

Respeck. Thanks for the good times, gennulmen.

Thursday April 24, 2008 10:36 Devine

10:36

BamBam:

Later gents

Thursday April 24, 2008 10:36 BamBam

10:36

[Comment From Billy BarooBilly Baroo: ]

I think D-Steve's hand waving will cause some epileptic seizures

Thursday April 24, 2008 10:36 Billy Baroo

10:36

Brooks:

see you tomorrow night.

Thursday April 24, 2008 10:36 Brooks

10:36

[Comment From LebronLebron: ]

I lost

Thursday April 24, 2008 10:36 Lebron

10:37

Brooks:

thanks 'bron!

Thursday April 24, 2008 10:37 Brooks

10:37

Devine:

You bet your ass you did, friend.

Thursday April 24, 2008 10:37 Devine

10:37

Christmas Ape:

Sorry BronBron

Thursday April 24, 2008 10:37 Christmas Ape

10:37

Devine:

It's OK. Apparently I downloaded Pete Yorn's "Nightcrawler" record at some point. We all have our crosses to bear, LeBro.

Thursday April 24, 2008 10:37 Devine

10:40

Christmas Ape:

A pretty painfully one-sided affair this evening, but there may be a series yet. Will road teams bother to show up at all? We'll heading to a 30-point win by the Cavs in Game 7, I guess.

Thursday April 24, 2008 10:40 Christmas Ape

10:40

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