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Crappy Hour with Alex Pareene, June 26, 2009
8:52
Megan
- Hey, Alex, how is your caffeination progressing?
8:52
Pareene
- I have downed mug number 1 of my pot. I am smoking today's first cigarette. Basically I am ready to party.
8:53
Megan
- You, but apparently not
Bo the dog
, whose walker won't allow him to play.
8:55
Megan
- Luckily, our benevolent bloggy overloards are better than that.
8:56
Pareene
- Honestly that story sounds more like the press corps was not allowed to play with Bo.
8:56
Pareene
- I'm sure there will be outrage when it is revealed that Obama is inviting Nico Pitney over to the White House for fetch and tug-o-war.
8:57
Megan
- As long as after that some of the female members of the press corps get to rub his belly, I don't think there will be that much outrage.
8:58
Pareene
- Nico's or Bo's?
8:58
Megan
- Don't make me choose, Alex.
8:59
Megan
- Anyway, I'm not the only one contemplating the opposite sex, as you can see from
this video in which Michelle Obama demonstrates her hula dancing "skills" and Barack checks out her ass
.
9:00
Pareene
- Actually a think a coordinated campaign of tummy-rubbing ops and
cabinet-level public dunk tanks
would basically ensure the Obama honeymoon lasted until 2016.
9:02
Megan
-
This one's for the ladies: Rahm Emanuel, wet and in shorts. You're welcome, ladies.
9:03
Megan
- And let us also give credit where credit is due:
Sasha Obama dunked him on her first try
... and then Barack gave us a little extra soaking.
9:03
Pareene
- It seems like dunking Rahm Emanuel in cold water is not something you should be doing when there are children present. Unless you want to really expand their vocabularies.
9:05
Megan
-
That's
the best part! Because you know Congressman Emanuel would've let loose a string of curse words that could curl even Robert Gibbs' hair... but Chief of Staff Rahm Emanual has to swallow that like little dog turds and smile when his boss' daughter drops him in the dunk tank.
9:06
Pareene
- Just a few short years ago he'd be stabbing a knife into her playset, and now... Tho maybe publicly soaking a shorts-wearing Rahm Emanuel was part of the Biden-announced plan to
reach out to the gay community?
9:07
Pareene
- We'll get to DADT eventually, guys, in the meantime, enjoy a little beefcake!
9:07
Megan
- Biden did acknowledge that they're impatient for a "strong push" by this Administration.
9:08
Pareene
- "He pledged to 'put some pace on the ball.'"
9:09
Megan
- He also acknowledged that there's some dispute over "the speed or lack thereof that [they] are moving...." I guess the gay community wants them to go faster? Push harder?
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