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Oscar Liveblog 2009
7:17
Jason Linkins
- Hello and good evening and welcome to your Huffington Post OSCARBLOG. My name is Jason Linkins, and I am here to recruit you.
7:20
Jason Linkins
- I am early to the party. We will be joined, at some point this evening, by our other livebloggers. Actor comedian Taylor Negron and
Jezebel
blogger Megan Carpentier.
7:21
Jason Linkins
- Do I know if there is oscar livestreaming? Good question. Perhaps on Hulu?
7:21
Megan Carpentier
- No, wait, I'm here! This is Megan Carpentier, and me and my bottle of wine are joining Jason for your entertainment.
7:21
Jason Linkins
- Hi Megan!
7:22
Megan Carpentier
- I am currently trying not to stab myself with a fork while watching E!'s red carpet coverage featuring Ryan Seacrest, inane conversation and celebrities milling about. Coincidentally, I am eating cheese.
7:23
Jason Linkins
- So, I've done it. I've actually seen all five nominees for Best Picture. Especially the READER, which Harvey Weinstein has made clear that if you do not see, he will crush your nuts, like grapes.
7:24
Brad Taylor Negron
- hello
7:24
Megan Carpentier
- I guess it's good I don't have nuts. I'll admit, my movie watching this year has been extremely limited.
7:24
Jason Linkins
- This E! coverage is awful. There's inset pictures blocking one third of the screen, and something called a GLAMOSTRATOR, which is, I think, the name of the monster from CLOVERFIELD.
7:24
Jason Linkins
- A welcome to Brad Taylor Negron!
7:25
Megan Carpentier
- Hey, Brad!
7:25
Jason Linkins
- We're very pleased to make your acquaintance. I don't suppose you are currently within rock-throwing distance of Ryan Seacrest?
7:26
Megan Carpentier
- Rocks are too good for Seacrest. Something slimy that will mess up his hair.
7:27
Jason Linkins
- Believe it or not, the movie SOUTHLAND TALES was just namechecked at the Oscar party I was at. This was unexpected.
7:27
Brad Taylor Negron
- I am so Close to Ryan Seacrest I can hear his teeth
7:27
Brad Taylor Negron
- ...his teeth are the only thing straight about him
7:28
Jason Linkins
- HAHA! They overcompensate, at that.
7:28
Brad Taylor Negron
- His teeth have double duty...
7:28
Megan Carpentier
- Dude, who wants to see Mickey Rourke punch Seacrest?
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