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The Great Hecklerspray Eurovison 2009 Liveblog
 
7:54
Stuart Heritage -  Hello everyone. Welcome to the liveblog. This is going to be RUBBISH.
7:56
Stuart Heritage -  Note to self - never piss about with Twitter feeds on Coveritlive. Sorry. ONWARDS.
7:57
[Comment From nik_johnson]
It took me three attempts to spell my name properly. This is going to be so much fun.
8:00
Stuart Heritage -  Hooray. Here we go. Three hours of this everyone. Three hours.
8:01
Stuart Heritage -  Wait a minute, you're not Terry Wogan! Who the hell are you?
8:04
Stuart Heritage -  So if you like Eurovision and Cirque Du Soleil, this is the place for you. No, wait, a lunatic asylum is the place for you. Also, fire-twirlers in leather underwear. This is like heaven.
8:07
Stuart Heritage -  If you're not watching Eurovision live, you're essentially missing a man with a mullet walk on the spot. For five full minutes. And nothing else. This has to be an exercise in expectation lowering. It has to be.
8:09
[Comment From Thirteen]
Behold - the "ympasybal" has arrived :) I'm no Brit, but I can't stand that... :)
8:09
[Comment From Nonicam]
He's bloody miming!
8:10
[Comment From sarah]
what is she wearing???
8:10
[Comment From Vozdelarazón]
nill pwahhhh
8:11
[Comment From Scaraboo]
She's wearing big bird
8:11
[Comment From Robyn]
Take your word? But you're dressed as a peach.
8:11
Thirteen -  At least she's not as high as the semi-finals' girl whatshername - natasha something..
8:11
Stuart Heritage -  And here are the hosts - a man with no charisma and a feather boa with tits. Aces
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