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Drunkblogging The Oscars!
8:09
Michael K
- Those Oscar whores are liars! I thought this shit started at 8. But I was late anyway. There was traffic. And by "traffic," I mean there was a line at the booze store.
8:09
Michael K
- I want to carry Valentino as a handbag. That is some good leather right there.
8:10
Michael K
- Those slumdog kids have melted my no ovaries.
8:10
Michael K
- I want to give birth to them!
8:11
Michael K
- LOKI 4 Evah! Mickey Rourke is probably wearing Loki's vag lips.
8:12
Michael K
- Loki is seriously smoking a blunt in Mickey's honor up in heaven.
8:12
Michael K
- I'm so glad it didn't rain, because then Mickey would have melted.
8:12
Michael K
- DYKES: Zac Efron & Vanessa Hudgeons.
8:13
Michael K
- You know where Vanessa's earrings will be by the end of the night: up Zac's no-no.
8:14
Michael K
- Viola's man looks like he gives good dick. I'm sorry, but you know he hits it from the back and yells dirty ass shit.
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