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Drunkblogging The Oscars!
8:09
Michael K
- Those Oscar whores are liars! I thought this shit started at 8. But I was late anyway. There was traffic. And by "traffic," I mean there was a line at the booze store.
8:09
Michael K
- I want to carry Valentino as a handbag. That is some good leather right there.
8:10
Michael K
- Those slumdog kids have melted my no ovaries.
8:10
Michael K
- I want to give birth to them!
8:11
Michael K
- LOKI 4 Evah! Mickey Rourke is probably wearing Loki's vag lips.
8:12
Michael K
- Loki is seriously smoking a blunt in Mickey's honor up in heaven.
8:12
Michael K
- I'm so glad it didn't rain, because then Mickey would have melted.
8:12
Michael K
- DYKES: Zac Efron & Vanessa Hudgeons.
8:13
Michael K
- You know where Vanessa's earrings will be by the end of the night: up Zac's no-no.
8:14
Michael K
- Viola's man looks like he gives good dick. I'm sorry, but you know he hits it from the back and yells dirty ass shit.
8:15
Michael K
- I want to stick a wire up Miley's ass and hang her up on my Christmas tree this year.
8:15
Michael K
- Bitch looks like a Christmas ornament found in the discount bin at Walmart.
8:16
Michael K
- Okay, Anne Hathaway has the Joker's face, but that is a hot dress. It would look better on one of the queens on RuPaul's Drag Race show.
8:17
Michael K
- Ew. Tim Gunn asked Anne if she owned anything she's wearing. She said she couldn't say because it's a little too intimate. And by that she means her tampon, because you know the rest of that shit on loan.
8:20
Michael K
- The accountants are fucking freaks!
8:20
Michael K
- Those bitches are wearing harnesses underneath their tuxes and matching butt plugs.
8:20
Michael K
- You know how those white collar whores are!
8:21
Michael K
- Penny Cruz needs a piece of cheese in her mouth.
8:22
Michael K
- A piece of cheese and a dripping twat belonging to Salma Hayek. Tim Gunn needs to stop licking her a-hole! Museum piece?!
8:22
Michael K
- I can't say anything bad about Richard Jenkins. I really can't. Well, he should've sprayed some fake hair on that bald head.
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