Hello and welcome to The Sandwich Preparation and Ingestion Liveblog . Tonight, for around half an hour, we will be tirelessly covering the construction (and subsequent consumption) of a delectable sandwich. We have decided to classify this liveblog as a ‘Flexible, Laudable, Online Post’ or ‘FLOP’ for short. This liveblog will make you feel things that you may have never experienced before, such as love, anguish and hope. We promise to take you on a whirlwind tour of all things bread and filling, while at the same time, providing you with a meaningful experience that you will remember and treasure for the rest of your lives. Ok, fine, you won’t remember it – in fact, you’ll probably leave before it ends (please don’t...we need the traffic...), but at least give it a try. You can send you comments using the form below and vote on the numerous polls that will be provided. So sit back, relax, and...point your eyeballs at the screen.

First, we need to decide on the topping. I’m currently staring at a rather rotund pot of peanut butter, but next to it, is a delectable-looking stout jar of nutella. Which should I use to prepare my sandwich? [POLL INCOMING]

Well, it looks like the Nutella has won by a veritable mile! Literally: ones of votes!