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8:45

Megan's Brain - Dude, what the fuck? Isn't it Saturday yet? I checked into a Happy Hour yesterday.

8:46

Megan - Sadly, no, but I was done with this week about the time I realized that Lindsey Graham was still talking. The first time.

8:54

Megan's Brain - Thank fucking God they rammed those witness panels through yesterday and scheduled a committee vote for Tuesday. Ricci was fucking painful. Also, what the fuck was up with this guy's facial hair?

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8:54

Megan - I think he's a pirate. An ass pirate. A pirate of ass.

8:55

Megan's Brain - He was definitely an ass. Thanks for muting him before I was obliged to explode.

8:56

Megan - Did you catch how when he was introduced they managed to imply that he was an unqualified recess appointment by Dubya who was also a relentles partisan.

8:56

Megan's Brain - They should have just said, "Here's a Republican of color the Republicans managed to dredge up to discuss how affirmative action is an abomination and Wise Latinas aren't smarter than white men."

8:57

Megan - I thought that's what they had Clarence Thomas and Condi Rice for?

8:57

Megan's Brain - Eh, maybe they, like me, went out for drinks and, unlike me, didn't come back.

9:07

Megan - At least your checking out of work doesn't cost me tens of thousands of dollars in business class travel, like Mark Sanford charged his state for.

9:08

Megan's Brain - Just don't check your credit card bills too closely for bar tabs.

9:12

Megan - Touché. But just for that, I'm blaming all drunken Twittering on you. I don't know who Sarah Palin blames for hers.

9:13

Megan's Brain -

Aww, I feel so appreciated! Can I have a mimosa now? Or at least some fucking coffee?

9:13

Megan - Not until this is done!

9:13

Megan's Brain - Fuck you.

9:14

Megan - Just for that, go read the story about Chip Pickering fucking around on his wife, too, while ensconsed in the same religious house as John Ensign on C Street. That house was like pussy central.

9:16

Megan - He looks like every other ex-high school football player neither of us particularly wanted to fuck.

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9:17

Megan's Brain - WHERE'S MY BLEACH? WHERE'S MY BLEACH?

9:20

Megan - Even better: his wife (the blonde there) is suing the mistress for pursuing Chip ever since he fucked her in college but married the wife, and they've been doing it for years, including the time she rented a place near where he was on vacation with the wife and 5 kids. The girlfriend said she'd dump him if he took Trent Lott's old Senate seat, which really is the only reason Roger Wicker is a fucking Senator. Roger Wicker should thank Chip Pickering's errant penis.

9:21

Megan's Brain - Chip Pickering's penis is totally an error.

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