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Crappy Hour with Latoya Peterson, July 30, 2009
 
8:36
LatoyaPeterson -  This Crappy Hour has been brought to you by Kool and the Gang
8:37
LatoyaPeterson -  
8:38
LatoyaPeterson -  And why, pray tell, are we playing Jungle Boogie this fine morning?
8:38
LatoyaPeterson -  Because Skip Gates got called a banana eatng jungle monkey!
8:39
LatoyaPeterson -  Dear racist:
8:39
LatoyaPeterson -  1. The slur is jungle BUNNY, not jungle monkey
8:39
Megan -  Amusingly, I once had an African-American friend of mine refer to her private parts that way. I didn't realize it was a slur.
8:40
Megan -  Also: last I checked, all humans were descended from monkeys. Unless you think God shits little white racists out his ass.
8:40
LatoyaPeterson -  

Let the record show:

Officer Justin Barrett, 36, who is also an active member of the National Guard, sent an e-mail to some fellow Guard members, as well as the Boston Globe, in which he vented his displeasure with a July 22 Globe column about Gates' controversial arrest.

The columnist, Yvonne Abraham, supported Gates' actions, asking readers, "Would you stand for this kind of treatment, in your own home, by a police officer who by now clearly has no right to be there?"

In his e-mail, which was posted on a local Boston television station's Web site, Barrett declared that if he had "been the officer he verbally assaulted like a banana-eating jungle monkey, I would have sprayed him in the face with OC [oleoresin capsicum, or pepper spray] deserving of his belligerent noncompliance."

Barrett used the "jungle monkey" phrase four times, three times referring to Gates and once referring to Abraham's writing as "jungle monkey gibberish."

He also declared he was "not a racist but I am prejudice [sic] towards people who are stupid and pretend to stand up and preach for something they say is freedom but it is merely attention because you do not get enough of it in your little fear-dwelling circle of on-the-bandwagon followers."

8:41
LatoyaPeterson -  I love that.   The "I am not a racist, but..." argument.   I'll never forget the clip one of my readers sent of a guy who erected and burned a six foot cross on a new neighbors lawn, and his mom was like "He's not a racist - it was a joke!"
8:41
Megan -  Wait, seriously? That part I actually missed. Dude sent that shit to the fucking newspaper? Wow, and here I thought Boston/Cambridge cops were stupid before.
8:42
Megan -  Man, can I fling some shit at that dumb racist motherfucker?
8:43
Megan -  And I don't mean that metaphorically. I think we should head to Boston, stand outside his house and literally fling fecal matter at him.
8:44
LatoyaPeterson -  Nah, fling shit at the political pundits who think its more important to talk about what kind of beer will be imbibed at this racial reconcilliation moment.
8:44
LatoyaPeterson -  This is why we can't have intelligent conversations any more - all the news outlets just want to sell ad blocks to fucking Blue Moon.
8:45
Megan -  The President drinks Bud, Latoya, this things are important. Also, it shows that Crowley isn't a real racist, because everyone knows real racists drink Coors Light. Blue Moon is an effete beer, drunk by the intellectual elite.
8:45
LatoyaPeterson -  He probably mixes his orange slice with his liberal lattes.
8:46
LatoyaPeterson -  And apparently, Lucia Whalen is pissed she didn't get an invite.
8:46
LatoyaPeterson -  “The highly trained guys who reacted badly are getting together tomorrow for a beer at the White House, and that is a good thing,” said Wendy Murphy, attorney for 911 caller Lucia Whalen. “The one person whose actions are exemplary will be at work tomorrow in Cambridge. I don’t know, maybe it’s a guy thing.”
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