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1:13

Ron Hart:  People are getting a lot of seating upgrades. There are a lot of no shows.
 

1:13
Ron Hart: There is no aisle for a coffin, leaving the possibility that he comes in on a jetpack like the Super Bowl.
1:15

Ron Hart: Is it over?
 

1:16

Smokey Robinson starts the proceedings reading a message from Jackson's friend and fellow Motown legend Diana Ross, whom Jackson singled out in his will.
 

1:19
Several minutes of silence follow, which are not respected by TV anchors. Live blogging, in this case is the more reverent form of commentary.

 
1:19
Ron Hart: We must  be in a commercial. Hate when that happens at a funeral.
1:20
Ron Hart: Likely pall bearers: Webster, Macaulay Culkin, Corey Feldman, Brooke Shields, Alphonso Ribera, and Bubbles.
1:21
This is no longer a moment of silence. This is a technical problem. Or a tribute to Michael's notoriously delayed appearances.
1:22
Ron Hart: Hot dog sales are brisk. Churches should consider selling them for all funerals.
1:25

Ron Hart: Greta Van Susteren is so close I could spit on her. But they'd throw me out, right?

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