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8:32

LatoyaPeterson - Yo! I'm back from my sojourn to the South and ready to talk politics.

8:35

Megan - Ah, the South. I hear it's lovely this time of year, but I have to admit I'm enjoying the unseasonable coldness up North.

Well, we could talk about how no one really knows why Sarah Palin resigned and it's freaking everyone out not to know why why why...

8:37

LatoyaPeterson - ...
Megan, we have had this discussion. No Palin. No mas. Not ever. The only time I will consent to give Palin any more attention is one of the following three scenarios: (1) She runs for Prez in 2012, (2) she reinvents herself as Joel Olsteen and becomes a mega-televangelist or (3) she is hosting a wilderness reality show on the Outdoor Network. If none of those things are happening, she's dead to me.

8:40

LatoyaPeterson - Besides, there are more interesting Republicans to talk about. Like this Ensign person. Did someone tell him that hetero sex scandals are way passe? He can't top the Sanford Opera...this one only has one interesting twist.

8:42

Megan - I know! It is that's the only other news happening in Washington -- health care reform is, like, sooo boring . First the husband of the woman Nevada Senator John Ensign was fucking is all over the news and admitting he wanted $1 million for Ensign having fucked his wife. AND Oklahoma Senator Tom Coburn told Ensign to pay it! And then they sat him down with a bunch of other Bible-thumpers and made him write a letter to break it off. Ensign letter

But he told her that the husband made him do it and they kept up with the fucking. Which is husband claims she couldn't resist, possibly because her husband is an enormous tool.

8:43

LatoyaPeterson - Wait, wasn' t this the plot for Indecent Proposal? Because if it wasn't, it should have been.

8:43

Megan - I know! Oh, and since Ensign did pay her severence out of his own pocket (supposedly), that's possible an illegal in-kind donation to his own campaign staff because campaign finance laws are so crazy fucked up and since it was so much, it's possibly a felony.

8:44

Megan - (And if you're not familiar with Coburn, he's a crazy mega conservative known for enticing interns to a lecture with free pizza, shutting the door and showing them slides upon slides of STDs to try to convince them all to stop fucking. He's also a gynecologist. Don't ask me why the gynecologist lawmakers are all the crazy right-wingers.)

8:45

LatoyaPeterson - I did not need to know that. Why are old those fuckers on Capitol Hill so damn creepy?

8:45

LatoyaPeterson - Hmm...that should be "all those fuckers" but "all those old fuckers" also works.

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