Augie, what do you think about the Warriors mascot situation?

AUGIE T- did you play football? If so, what positions?

AUGIE T- Anything you can say about your tats????

i thought, who the heck is Augie TULBA? TULBA??? oh, T, Augie T.

finally! someone that everyone will laugh at besides me!

augie t.

many of us know you as a great storyteller, comedian, and the like. we heard that you are a big time warror fan. here's a couple of questions to pick your brains.

what would you do to bring in more fans to the aloha stadium?

what do you think should be done during the recruiting visits by prospects to improve our commitment percentages?

i first met you several years ago at a menlo college luau, i was surprised that you didn't do your comedy, but instead you gave a highly motivating and inspirational speech. i like what you do for the youth of hawaii. perhaps you should expound on this subject of what you have been doing over the years to inspire the na keiki of hawaii.

i have thousands of more deep questions for you, but, i don't want to hog the mike.

my final question is, how is your second wife doing? i, too have a second wife thanks to you, another augie t. inspiration.

mabuhay!